The latest issue of The Pitch is basically an advertorial with a lot of progressive promotion and dedication to local politicos in charge of their tax breaks. We talked about this last week and here's a somewhat gloomy look at their listicle:
The Pitch's Best of Kansas City 2017: Why we love KC now
A little less than a year ago, in the days immediately following the election, someone we love - someone older, family we were visiting in another state - offered one of those assurances that used to pass for comfort. "You know this won't really change much about your day-to-day life," he said.
The Pitch's Best of Kansas City 2017: Why we love KC now?
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Nigga killings
Liberal land
Meth
Cocaine
god, I could go on and on....
You always go on and on and on and on and on and on. You talk too fucking much!
DeleteWow the Pitch really can make a purse out of a sow's ear and even more acrobatically put lipstick on a pig. The finale is how well the Pitch can paint a dog turn white.
ReplyDeleteHats off to Pitch.
Might wanna ax Lord Gray Back bout real KC...not dittnylan KC
The Pitch is done. Dig a hole and bury it.
ReplyDeleteThey lost out when the did that shit-bag story on Jermaine Reed. Fabrications just dont pay the bills. Rest in the garbage where it belongs.
ReplyDeleteEverything about Pitch reeked LBGT stank. "Pitch" shouda been called "AIDS Invitational".
ReplyDeleteHey Lord Gray Back plee come visit Dittnylan KC. We got 18th and Vine, Westport, Plaza, Ivanhoe, Amanual Cleaver Boolavahrd, Power and light district and Penn Valley pull out yer peter and git is sucked Park.
ReplyDeleteThat was it? THAT????? Seriously?
ReplyDeleteDone. Stick a fork in em.
That wasn't worth a plug nickel.
Pitch is published by faggots for other faggots
ReplyDelete5:35 PM...I think I can hear you...yep I can...My how you sound just like a Dick Cormorant gagging on a huge throbbin cock.
ReplyDelete5:35 Dick Cormorant you always suck and suck and suck and suck on more. So listen good, methinks thou gageth on dick too much.
Now leave the grown up alone and trouser dive for your dinner some more.
^^^^Wow. That was.....awful. Are you like really, really, really old? That stank of Brill Cream and desperation.
ReplyDelete^^^Sorry to trigger your adolescent brain. Quite an overload for a Snowflake. Say.. do yourself a favor and get back on Mario and wipe the milk or jizz off your chin.
ReplyDeleteDesperation is you trying to match wits with anyone over 21. Give yourself a break and go back into the bafroom pop some zitz and relates to yosef sum mo.
You will be better off than you are and carry moonbeams in your snowflake jar.
Look at the clock. Know what time it is?? yeah you guessed. ITS SHUT FUCK UP TIME...ITS SHUT DA FUCK UP TIME.
Picked one up, threw it away an hour later. Not worth the effort. Sad. Daughter worked for them when they were locally owned and packed with review, stories, advertisements, and local singles events. Now it is a monthly skinny little gal.
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