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U2 in Kansas City: What you need to know before heading to Arrowhead Stadium

The excitement is building among U2 fans as one of the biggest concerts of the year comes to Arrowhead Stadium on Tuesday. The legendary Irish rock group will stop in Kansas City as part of their 30th-anniversary celebration of "The Joshua Tree Tour 2017." Nearly 50,000 people are expected to attend.

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  1. I would rather jack off while listening to Byron give a 40 minute dissertation about white guilt.

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  2. ^^^^^I agree

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  3. Wut weez know bout da U2 ting

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  4. ^^^Of course none of you washed up geezers would. None of you has been to a concert since Lawrence Welk's Tiny Bubbles Tour 58. None of you would know a good time if it sat on your face. This event is not for you. It isn't anything you know. Please stay far the fuck away from Arrowhead tonight. You pant-shitters would just fuck it up. If you weren't getting confused at the entrance, you would gross everybody out with your foul smelling full diapers.

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    1. And you will be sucking cock in the parking lot before the show,you hip millenial.

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  5. Bottom line is this concert is light years from being sold out.

    Gotta love some shit bird talking up a 40 year old band like they are all new and contemporary and shit. Better get on the phone to your plastic surgeon fantasyman. You are not exactly a spring chicken if you are rooting for U2. They are fucking ancient history dip shit.

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  6. Arrowhead going to be like:
    "This guy comes up to me
    His face red like a rose in a thorn bush
    Like all the colors of a drunk Chiefs fan
    And he's peeling off those dollar bills for beer man
    Slapping them down
    One hundred, two hundred
    And I can see those $60 t-shirt fee
    And I can see that $40 parking fee

    Across the sidelines where the Chiefs sleep
    Through the alleys to the Hunt suite
    You take the spiral to the concourse
    Turn the corner and just pay some more
    As a man breathes into a saxophone
    And through the walls you hear your wallet groan
    Outside is Arrowhead
    Outside is Arrowhead

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  7. Geezer Hater said "pant-shitters" and "diapers". Everyone take TWO drinks.

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  8. I like what you did there 12:23PM! It's lost on these fools, but I like it.

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  9. Hey Silverback Sly-isn't your dad a trannie? Did he teach you about sucking cock? I bet he did!

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  10. 12:23 has made the best post around these parts in quite some time.

    "Am I buggin' ya? cuz I don't mean to bug ya...OK Edge play dem blues!!"

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  11. Most over rated band on earth, playing a 30 year old album, oh boy !

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  12. Who is this Bareback Sly mofo?

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