KANSAS CITY CORPSE FLOATER DUMPED IN EAST SIDE FLUSH CREEK

Morning aftermath of this tragic discovery that may or may not be the latest local homicide. Not many deets so far:

Police investigate after body found near Brush Creek

KANSAS CITY, Mo. - Kansas City police are investigating after a body was found near Brush Creek on Tuesday morning. Officials said the body was found at the bottom of a retaining wall of the creek near Troost Avenue around 10 a.m. The cause of the death is unknown.

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  1. I hope this ends up counting for our murder total. We need all the help we can get to make 154.

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  2. Don't you worry, the boons will come through with more insane and unexpected murders, they can't help it, it's in their bllod!!!

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    1. I know they will try. If they would quit shooting sideways, they would be more accurate. They have to look cool, though.

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  3. What the fuck is bllod?

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    1. It's a typo dip shit

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    2. It's a typo dip shit

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  4. Booger, you crack me up!

    Nicely done. You have upset racist grandpa. He will not get his afternoon BM today.

    Maybe it will give him something to think about.

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    1. You are an afternoon BM, faggot.

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    2. Lolz, well played 4:54.

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  5. Relax its just September the murders have just started...not to mention Kansas city doesn't have a police department.

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  6. 4:50 shouldn't you be in St. Louis, after all a white cop killed a black criminal, and we just can't have that now can we?
    Oh and don't forget to wear a diaper so you can throw some of your BM at the police.

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  7. If it was murder, the killers should have left the body in a car at KCI.

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  8. Chad was dead in a shitter for three days and turned to liquid. Be glad the possums at Brush Creek didn't get him.

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  9. 4:50, it will give him something to stink about.

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  10. Damn,, KCMO got Floaters and Sitters

    whole lotta Floaters and sitters goin on in this town !!!

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