Monday, May 29, 2017
TKC FUN TIME FAIR WARNING: HOPING KANSAS CITY AMUSEMENT PARKS DON'T DECAPITATE ANYBODY THIS SUMMER!!!
Today marks the beginning of Kansas City amusement park season wherein the middle-class play for thrills that include horrible food, dangerous rides and risking skin cancer jostling in long lines with thousands of strangers.
This educational and snarky video is aimed at bigger parks but the same principal applies to our cowtown attempts at outdoor entertainment.
Local news attempts to tout safety this year after a youngster had his head chopped off last Summer but people are doomed to forget everything which is how these parks stay in business and people walk around without crying . . .
Still, there's an element of danger in every thrill ride . . .
Like it or not, it turns out those "death defying" attractions are in-fact not guilty of false advertising given a dearth of regulation that makes them every bit as dangerous as the old and busted highways families navigate to spend their limited time faking excitement with one another.
You decide . . .