Wednesday, May 24, 2017

Show-Me The Pitch Joking Gov. Greitens

Statehouse chatter from a month ago as this magazine attempt to make up ground against Feast mag with stale Missouri politics. Take a peek:

Gov. Eric Greitens finally has his breakout action-hero film role

Eric Greitens was born to be an action figure. That Navy SEAL bio. Those campaign ads that promised to parachute a commando into the governor's mansion. From the very recent start of his political career, the man has been a Schwarzenegger in search of a Terminator - a vehicle truly suited to his talents.


Anonymous said...

What are his views on unsolicited bulk e-mail?

Anonymous said...

I would suck his dick so hard that his head would cave in.

Anonymous said...

Maybe Greitens and "combat hero" Army reservist Jason Pander can challenge each other to an O-course contest.
And whoever wins can continue to tell all the stories about themselves that they want.
Reality television every day!