Friday, May 05, 2017
FEAR KANSAS CITY MOVIE THEATER CREEPER JERK FLASHING FAMILIES!!!
Today's reminder that investing in home theater is always the right move . . . AND Barrywoods 24 might consider cleaning up their grindhouse along with those filthy, filthy carpets.
Fox4: Following report of man touching himself in Northland movie theater, another woman shares similar incident
Another woman has come forward, claiming a man stared at her, pulled down his pants and touched himself inside a Kansas City movie theater. It's the second cinema creep case FOX 4 has heard this week, following a story Wednesday night about a metro mom and her 10-month-old son. They were at a Northland theater when a man began touching himself. Now another woman claims the same man did the same thing to her, in the same theater.
More deets . . . Here is the VIVID description from our favorite family friendly TV news outlet:
It was in November. A clean-cut man followed Melody and her friend into the theater and sat one seat away from her. When the previews started rolling, the man took off his pants.
"He had put his leg over the chair that was in between us, he had his whole body angled towards me. He was looking at me the entire time."
She froze, as he masturbated for 20 minutes, staring at her the entire time. Melody says it felt like hours but she was too scared to move.
"We didn't know if we got up to leave if he had a weapon, if he was going to follow us out, if he is going to force us into a vehicle."
The man ran off, and she went straight to AMC management and police. She says she felt AMC didn't take it seriously.
And yes, while that does seem dangerous . . . It also reads like the laughing scene from 80s movie classic Porky's . . . Which makes sense given that the Wacky Hijinks from 80s Comedies Were Mostly Rape.
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