The Best Dive Bars In Kansas City???



Here's promotional content from Visit KC disguised as a documentary . . .

Sadly . . .

NONE OF THESE PLACES ARE REAL LIFE KANSAS CITY DIVE BARS???

It's probably for the best . . . Real life dive bars come with a very real degree of risk and these places are safe for tourists and middle-class JoCo denizens -- The bread & butter of the Visit KC pyramid scheme.

Just for fun, feel free to name a few Kansas City Dive bars.

You decide . . .

Comments

  1. Kelly's is Kansas City's first, last and only dive bar.

    Nothing else comes close.

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    1. Sorry to be a dick but these safe "dive bars" will be useful for the all of the Overland Park who need a drink after their homes have burned down.

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  2. There are two good selections in this video and all of them are better than those Westport hipster places that pretend to be dive bars.

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  3. Better idea: Best KC coke bars! Give the people what they want!

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  4. Forget dive bars. What about titty bars?

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  5. The Anti Smoking (Big Tobacco) leftist killed any real dive bars long ago. It's just yuppy bars these days, some pretending to be a dive bar.

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  6. The piano bar is cool.

    That chick can sing.

    Best dives in Waldo are Tommy's and Flo's Poka-Dot & Bobby Bakers.

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  7. 10:09PM. You have been identified as Chuck. Your use of the word "leftist" has outed you. The anti-anti censorship coalition has been alerted

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  8. I use to drink at The Eastsider quite a bit.don't know if it's even still there anymore, but ya it was a real dive and hell yes ,always an element of danger.
    Pussies weren't allowed but they usually didn't attempt to even stop in..good times

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  9. @10:21 "you have been identified as Chuck" => Suck, the Melissa Click of TKC

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  10. Pretty much any of the Plaza shit hole bars would qualify , if you go to any of those you risk getting mugged stabbed shot raped TRANNY GRABBING car jacking, or KILLA CITY CRIMINAL BOYZ beating yo white human beings ass ¡!

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  11. ^^^ Stay in the trailer. Nobody wants to sit next to you at any bar. Dive or not.

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  12. My trailer is a dive bar, and me and my BOYZ CA smoke cigarettes and cigar's without the Plaza metrosexual TRANNY BITCHES getting triggered , DOUCHEBAG !!¡¡

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  13. The Zoo Bar rocks!

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  14. Didn't know that the KC Zoo had a bar ? Will check it out if I don't get KILLA CITY killed in Swope Park !¡

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  15. Dave's Stagecoach and the Ship.

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  16. What's with chucks(11:57 PM) fascination with tranny bitches? He mentions it ALL the time.

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  17. What's with Suck's (8:21 AM) fascination/obsession with every commenter that he somehow identifies as being Chuck? Doesn't he realize that there are people with all sorts of views, besides Chuck, that Suck considers "hate speech"?

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  18. Twin City Tavern, Helen's JAD Bar and Askew Inn.

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  19. Zoo Bar, Helen's JAD, the Bigger Jigger, and Askew Inn. Forrealz.

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