Crime in Kansas City is spinning out of control amid the BLOODY 1st quarter of the year as fictional movie slasher Jason Voorhees has emerged to claim vengeance, pizza and cash.
To wit . . .
AMID A TRAGIC HOMICIDE SPIKE... KANSAS CITY NOW CONFRONTS JASON ON THE LOOSE WITH A SHINY NEW SILVER HANDGUN!!!
Check the deets from KCPD . . .
On March 2, 2017, just before 10 p.m., a black male suspect wearing a "Jason" style hockey mask, walked into the Pizza Hut located in the 5900 block of Wilson and robbed the store. The suspect was described as a black male, 5'08, 140-160lbs, with a black hoodie, and a silver handgun.
If anyone has information, please contact the TIPS hotline. 816-474-TIPS (8477)
And so, as KCMO attempts to dismiss fear of Jack The Ripper killing strippers . . . Now, to make matters worse, we've got "Jason" threatening local fatties and their beloved pizza fare.
Developing . . .
Leawood never looks so good.
ReplyDeleteKCMO is getting strange, ya'll. It's easy to laugh this off but when the criminals start getting weird, it's time to think about bringing back a little sanity to the city.
DeleteReally looking forward to seeing if the Joker emerges to rob a few KC corporations.
DeleteI guess the streetcar is kind of KC's Frankenstein.
I live in Leawood and theirs non stop crime. They just know how to hide it...... It's also a police state!
DeleteBwahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
ReplyDeleteWas waiting for this post to show up.
All we need now is Freddy Krueger to show up in this crime infested shit hole.
ReplyDeleteBooger eating bloggy goodness!
ReplyDeleteBeing the Wilson Road location he probably had to wait 20 minutes.
ReplyDeleteWas the same guy who killed Toni Anderson
ReplyDeleteNothing a 45 couldn't take care of.
ReplyDeleteBuh Bye buddy, enjoy your trip!
KCMO is getting ducking crazy. WTF is happening when the criminals are running around in ridiculous costumes? I hope KC superman gets better soon and cleans up our streets.
ReplyDeleteDat black dude runnin' round in the Zuperman Zuit zhould be cleanin diz zhit up!
ReplyDeletedoes anyone know if the serial killer is only targeting girls who do the duck face?
ReplyDeletejessica
Dad? That be you?
ReplyDeleteBlack man
ReplyDeleteNo surprise there.
Byrons brother in law maybe?
kc = camp crystal lake.
ReplyDeleteJust a hungry AMISH BOYZ Who feel off his slim fast diet , in despair and needing carbs and thought that it was Halloween ?¿?¿
ReplyDelete"BLACK MALE SUSPECT" kinda says it all....
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