KANSAS CITY WEEKLY POWER RANKINGS!!!



Fitness hottie Heidi Vuorela inspires another consideration of local strength, beauty and endurance as we review the antics of the top local movers and shakers this week.

Take a look:

Cackle Of Kansas City Ladies Commiserate Against Prez Trump


Local women might not realize that they're simply doubling down on the same kind of politics that LOST the election for Hillary Clinton. Still, impressive turnout and gatherings to accomplish ??? unite these very nice middle-class white ladies.

Kander Loses Vote But Stays Winning With Work As Cable TV News Pundit In Chief


Some hard-line Democratic Party elite advocates say this politico who started his career in KCMO could soon compete for the President's job. After breaking a promise to Missouri voters about running for reelection, firing off tweets and coming up with clever one-liners now comprises most of his work.

Steve Glorioso Leads KCMO Go Bond Talk


There was a time when Mayor Sly and so many of his team promised they wouldn't work with this top ranking political consultant. And now he's leading ANOTHER big money campaign. You do the math.

Jackson County Exec Frank White Can Do No Wrong Despite Deadly Jail Crisis


Big payouts and more deaths at the jail can't make locals forget how much they love baseball. And so, all around "nice guy" Exec Frank White remains the most beloved politico in Kansas City despite his mediocre record in office so far.

Dead Treee Media Editorial Board Hopes Extended And Lukewarm Social Media Blathering Will Save Busted Biz Model


Nobody picks up the paper anymore and while opinions via the social media eco-chamber are great fun they don't have much influence in the real world. Still, these brave political denizens are doing their best to write somewhat regular screeds attempting to make everybody happy yet still not satisfying their last remaining readers.



As always, this list has been compiled according to scientific TKC polling and market research data and it's a weekly comprehensive guide to local powerful people.

Comments

  1. Don't be jelly.

    I sense a bit of admiration here.

    At least all these people are getting out and DOING something!

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  2. Yuck. Gloryassholes face and the steroid freak. yack

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  3. Frank white can do no right. Star story was more a blow job than anything. Did Mike Hendricks have a sore throat after he got done with that fluffer piece?

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  4. Jason Kander is still on track, he believes...to become rich and famous. He was never about"serving the public" but about how to use public service to become rich and famous. Same can be said about Senator Claire, Senator Blunt, especially true for Cleaver and Sly. For most of our local politicians today....it is all about them and how they can serve themselves and how they can sell the public good to benefit their personal financial interests.

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    1. Yet you voted for Don the Conman. STFU, its over these types of bitchy posts are only ever directed at Dems while the conserveratives and white nationalist rob the treasury and the nation blind.

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  5. Power Failing Pile Of Garbage Players List

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  6. Are any of these people associated with the Kansas City Atheist Coalition of Clowns?

    People want to know.

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  7. Don the Conman? He's doing everything he told us he would do. That's honesty, not a con. It was Obama the Con Man who habitually said one thing and did another, while funneling stimulus money to his cronies.

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  8. Gloriosa is a clown and you can bet he is getting paid for his "opinion". Never met a proposition that wouldn't pay for an opinion.

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  9. You can tell when Steve Glorioso is lying. He is still alive. He lies all the time. Loves tax increases and socialism. Still thinks Obama is Pres. And thinks HC won the election.
    What a doofus.

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  10. TOP PHOTO - Non-judgmental

    Heidi flexes her BI-CEPtability!!!

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