COOKING UP TROUBLE: HELP THE KICK-ASS TKC BLOG COMMUNITY CELEBRATE 2016 AND KANSAS CITY'S BIGGEST TURKEYS!!!
A holiday tradition is underway and right now we put it to you . . .
TKC BLOG COMMUNITY CALL TO ACTION: SUGGEST THE BIGGEST KANSAS CITY TURKEYS OF 2016 FOR OUR EPIC THANKSGIVING DAY LIST!!!
It's a tradition that's more political and maybe just a bit spicier than standard media fare.
There's a lot of ground to cover and that's why need the help of our blog community make sure the mix is accurate, saucy and has just the right bite.
Don't be chicken.
We've bot a lot of ideas that we're cooking up but better than anybody else . . .
Our list of Kansas City turkeys prepares to take flight with the help of our blog community that can't wait to gobble it up . . .
Going a little bit overboard on the bad puns there, eh TKC?
ReplyDeleteDon't get too cheesy.
There is still more work to be done before the holiday.
Where's the Mayor?
ReplyDeleteHas anybody seen Sly James?
Seems like he's really missing in action.
Such a shame. He started out so well and he was such an improvement over his predecessor. Now, it's just like we have an absentee Mayor who doesn't even check his twitter that often.
Hail to the Chief.
ReplyDeleteTrolley boy.
ReplyDeleteHe'll be wowing his family in Coffeyville with tales of how important he is in the big city.
Sly was in your face every day when there were big announcements to make, but now that the failures are appearing one after another, he's nowhere to be seen.
ReplyDeleteAnd The Donald pretty much ruined Sly's planned escape to DC to take a job in the Hillary administration, so now he's stuck in KC and has to try to explain why all the grandiose promises brought residents little more than decades of debt.
Increasing water and sewer bills.
Hotels using public money for improvements.
106 homicides so far and a month and a half left in the year.
$800 million bond issue election coming down the road.
Chickens coming home to roost.
You'd disappear too!
I nominate Mr. Tony Botello.
ReplyDeleteTony Botello, of course, is Kansas City's biggest turkey.
ReplyDeleteI second the nomination of Tony Botello!
ReplyDeleteI won't eat the turkey and I'll pass on the Jell-o
ReplyDeleteOur town's biggest turkey is Tony Botello.
TONY for TOWN TURKEY
ReplyDeleteComment troll spammer has my vote for turkey
ReplyDeleteJermaine Reed is the east side turkey of the year. Gobble that one.
ReplyDeleteCrime in kc is coming home to roost. The chief I'd DEFINITELY our KCMO turkey.
ReplyDeleteI think that I shall never see
ReplyDeleteA bigger turkey than Tony B.
all the schlubs that thought they were riding the loser's coattails into office.
ReplyDeleteSlie might be ok if not for Machiavelli Glorioso to poison the body politic.
ReplyDeleteGlorioso and Mike Burke opposed Slie's election and Slie was foolish enough to take Glorioso on as an adviser.
Slie, Glorioso and Mike Burke might make a triple crown of turkeys.
Tie , err , bow tie for biggest problem DOUCHEBAG pieces of shit TURKEY , ASS CLOWN SLYSTER AND THE METROSEXUAL TRANNY BITCHES PLAZA LIGHT BULLET'S BULB POZERS !!!!
ReplyDeleteCraig Glaser no doubt, that fool changes sides on issues faster than people being killed in this crazy town.
ReplyDeleteGlazer's from Overland Park Will be doing the dry humping the Plaza shit hole BITCH TRANNY SLYSTER !!¡!!
ReplyDeleteTony Botello, who can't even keep his made up facts straight.
ReplyDeleteAt the shit out hole Diebels on the Plaza , of course ¡¡!¡¡ and mutually convenient SHOCKING EACH OTHER off ¡!!¡!
ReplyDeleteTony? Turkey!
ReplyDeleteTurkey? Tony!
Free brown Rusty trombone mudslides , offered for ALL that ARE robbing , TRANNY BITCHES love metrosexual hood rats at the shit hole Diebels on the Plaza
ReplyDeleteThe greatest turkey of then all, is the racist hoaxer named Paul.
ReplyDeleteThis is tough, there's got to be more media here than Tony, he only post the news and lets people comment. and Tony hasn't been sued in years. Lynn Horsley posted on Twitter the police commission meeting was cancelled when those folks were pepper sprayed at the Trump Rally. And she didn't get laid off this round.
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ReplyDeleteJordan cries "fowl" at the prospect of no "stuffing" this Thanksgiving, as I'll be traveling away from home!!!
Tony Botello, KC's biggest turkey! It's a runaway!
ReplyDeleteLet us know how this post worked out for you.
KCMO's Biggest Turkeys
ReplyDeleteJason Kander -- went hunting with his rifle, but came home empty-handed.
Cathy Jolly -- failed Hillary HQ effort.
Sly James -- after pissing off the Jefferson City crowd, now faces a total Republican power structure.
Mike Burke -- his convention center hotel golden parachute has been shredded by delays, rising interest rates, and vanishing investors.
ToyTrain -- a chill in the air has exposed this emperor's new clothes as an illusion.
The Kansas City Star -- rumor has it that 2017 will bring this print daily to a reduced 3 times a week print schedule.
All Local Corporate TV News -- 2016 laid bare their liberal political agenda and cooperative agreement with the Democrat-machine.
Schlitterbahn -- was translated from German to mean guillotine.