Monday, September 05, 2016

Kansas City Royals Rally Mantis Was Really Just A Cynical Marketing Stunt

Credit to millionaire athletes, they're playing pitchman and major league baseball at the same time . . . Which is probably why they sucked this year. And so, another local cult of personality around an insect has been scratched as the playoff run was mostly imaginary as well. Take a look: Royals retire rally mantis after terrific run of success


Anonymous said...

I don't mind a mantis or two, but I hate like hell setting in the white trash seats and getting a dose of crabs.

Anonymous said...

Just step on it.

MDLQ said...

We must be in the mind of.......The Mantis!