Monday, August 08, 2016
TKC EXCLUSIVE AND BREAKING NEWS!!! SHUT IT DOWN FOREVER!!! TKC BLOG COMMUNITY SEYZ: WORLD'S LARGEST WATER SLIDE ISN'T WORTH THE RISK!!! AFTER KANSAS REP'S SON REPORTEDLY DECAPITATED KANSAS CITY, KANSAS SCHLITTERBAHN SLAUGHTERHOUSE VERRÜCKT DEADLY AND DANGEROUS WATER SLIDE SHOULD BE DESTROYED!!!
A tragic death at a local amusement park has once again focused the eyes of the nation upon Kansas City, Kansas amid the horrific aftermath of a child's death.
Here are the highlights . . .
- More confirmation reports of a HORRIFIC decapitation from eyewitnesses as authorities struggle to protect the privacy of the family but also ensure public safety and honest discussion of this attraction that might have endangered thousands of youngsters.
- Social media ghouls blame the victim for the tragedy and some even suggest political conspiracy . . . Both ideas represent the lunatic fringe of the Internets and haven't resonated with any proof.
- Meanwhile, more deets about the slide's early design flaws and delayed opening are coming to light.
To wit . . .
OUR BLOG COMMUNITY HAS SPOKEN CLEARLY AND TOP ECHELON KANSAS CITY TIPSTERS TELL US THAT THE SCHLITTERBAHN VERRÜCKT SLAUGHTERHOUSE MUST BE SHUT DOWN FOREVER!!!
Here's the word . . .
"Think about it TKC, who would want their loved ones getting on a slide where some kid died a sickening and painful death? I don't wanna be too macabre about this whole thing but making a youngster take a ride on the thing if it ever opens back up again (and it won't) is something out of those scary German fairy tales. It would be more like a punishment.
The mistake people made here was trusting that something this dangerous looking was safe in the first place . . . The rhetoric blaming the family or their son for this is some of the very worst online stuff I've seen but the supporters of this monstrosity must be desperate. Remember these are the same jerks who didn't want to change the name of 'Livestrong Park' and no kid died in that blood doping scandal. The slide doesn't have a future, the water park will be lucky if it survives. It's a sad situation but after the investigation is complete, anyone with a shred of common sense or decency would take a wrecking ball to the that slide immediately . . . "
Accordingly . . .
There are many news stories out there on this topic, these provide the best round-up of the stich:
WaPo: 'Insane' tragedy: Kansas boy dies on world's tallest water slide
USA Today: Boy dies on Kansas waterslide billed as world's tallest
New York Daily News: Kansas lawmaker's son killed riding world's tallest water slide
Developing . . .