The local commuter college has new guests on campus who are even more annoying and bite-y than all those mid-Missouri broads coming to the big city . . . UMKC student says campus apartment had bedbug problem
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ReplyDeletenIgger eating bedbugs, what's next?
ReplyDeleteIt's the new higher education system in Missouri. Enjoy your safe space brought to you by pandering libtards everywhere.
ReplyDeleteGreat opportunity to follow the lead of the Columbia campus.
ReplyDeleteFind some "student" who has been at UMKC for at least eight years.
March, protest, have a sit-in in the president's office, and get the Roos basketball team to boycott any games.
Be sure to tweet a lot and send lots of selfies and the media will flock to campus.
Get some over-paid under-qualified moronic faculty member to revert to their teenage behavior and join the fun.
Result:
Bedbugs maybe still there, but have gotten much more attention.
University president gone.
A new Vice Chancellor for Bedbug Control position established. The salary is $137,000 annually.
A new curriculum of bedbug studies and behaviors is established.
When is the first organizational meeting? Let's check Twitter.
Looks to me like she got a heard of crabs. Must be a shark.
ReplyDeleteActually, the bedbugs have their own Twitter page, MNL bedbugs. The whole System is whack and needs a leadership change. Get the girl a new mattress...seems simple. No, they would rather keep up their non-supportive ways. I wouldn't send my kid there.
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