TKC WARNING!!! STRICT ENFORCEMENT OF KANSAS CITY ENTERTAINMENT DISTRICT YOUNGSTER CURFEW STARTS TONIGHT!!!



Once again it's violent teen flash mob season in Kansas City and authorities are putting out a stern warning to parents and local youth.

To wit . . .

KANSAS CITY INSIDERS WARN: GIVEN THE UPTICK IN LOCAL VIOLENCE AND FEWER OFFICERS TO COPE WITH DANGEROUS STREETS, EXPECT TOUGHER CURFEW ENFORCEMENT IN LOCAL ENTERTAINMENT DISTRICTS!!!

Put simply, police staff reductions have made it impossible for local law enforcement to play nice and/or wet nurse to a bunch of rug rats . . . Which isn't their job anyhoo. So expect a more stringent crackdown after an overwhelming police presence on the Plaza is what kept the peace last Summer.

Call this FAIR WARNING as TKC remains the only media outlet to talk about the curfew in practical terms and put it in context . . . Here's the KCMO curfew schedule:



Meanwhile, City Hall is touting "Mayor's Nights" as an alternative to local youngsters hanging around entertainment districts.

Developing . . .

Comments

  1. Further context, remember that Councilman Reed complained about this curfew until the Chief handed him his lunch.

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  2. Kids need to go party downtown. Free train rides!

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  3. ^^^ NOOOOO!

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  4. Handcuff that toddler.

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    1. And what's the toddler doing out without parental sup...Oh, nevermind.

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  5. That "toddler" took a shot at the fuckin Mayor in front of the Cheesecake Factory a couple of summers ago. Why don't you just pick him up early and take him home to rape your wife?

    We would all appreciate it.

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  6. That is purely a racist policy unfarily directed towards the African/American inner city youth of Kansas City.

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    1. Nonsense. It's a measured response to a serious problem.

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  7. Just mace these urban youth and watch them flop around as you enjoy the rest of the night on the plaza.... the end

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  8. I do hope they enforce it this year.

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  9. i like how they put 18th and Vine in there. like anyone is hanging out at fucking 18th and Vine. smh

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  10. Fuck it's a little late. Done cost Glenn Stephenson his job and Highwoods about 250 million dollars.

    Let the Nig Noggers have it. It's turned into a shit hole just like Troost Plaza. I guess those white girls from Kearney Nebraska can come down to the Plaza and get some "boon love". The Bear will pass. Avoid the "groid" at all cost.

    Killa City, Shit Hole of the Plains. Carry on.

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  11. I thought Corwin fixed all this with his "it takes a village" speech.

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  12. Someone please tell me why white and Mexican kids don't have to have government provided programs to try to keep them out of trouble? Wait, I know why. They have parents that actually parent. Black "parents" are nothing more than sperm donors and baby incubators. The "parents" are usually worse than the kids. And it's not racist to disband them. When I was in high school the cops would run us off too when we got together and just loitered. We weren't bothering anyone either. We sure as hell weren't shooting people and pushing prom girls into the fountains. But it's happening to black people so it must be racist. The cops would never let hundreds of white kids line the streets of Westport either but they let black kids do and fucks with everybody.

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  13. Dat mayo betta give up daz pizzaz or dat Plasha is gonna be lootedz and boint.

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  14. A better, more simple approach should be: No NIGGERS out after dark. Violators will be exterminated.

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  15. The simple answer is AVOIDE the Plaza. You can have more fun pitching pennies.

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