TKC MUST READ: THE ONION REPORTS ON YET ANOTHER UNHAPPY MIDDLE-CLASS WHITE WOMAN IN KANSAS CITY!!!

Great tidbit from the Internets paper-of-record this morning offers an encouraging parody and a Downtown retail name check. Take a look: Gunman Kills Zero At Kansas City Area Mall

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  1. Now if we could just find some people whose last name is "Teen", even KCMO might make some progress!
    Has anyone contacted the mayor's Task Force on Crime with this suggestion?

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  2. It took me a second to get that comment but I got it after I took my first deep hit and opened my second beer. Thanks for the eye opener..

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  3. We need Gunman Control right now!

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  4. Do people still go to Crown Center?

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