EPIC Bad Lip Reading Inspires The Ted Cruz Kansas City Metro Musical Overnight!!!



Many of us thought making machine gun bacon with Ted Cruz would be the highlight of his campaign . . . But his journey to second place passing through the metro offered even more highlights today . . .

- He earned a pretty good crowd in Overland Park

- Fox4: Looking for momentum ahead of Kansas caucuses, Ted Cruz stirs supporters in Overland Park

- The Ted Cruz foodie visit connected with a local favorite: Ted Cruz stops at Joe's KC to push for votes, try a Z-Man

- And his campaign rhetoric now has a common theme: Ted Cruz tells Johnson County he’s the conservative alternative to Donald Trump

Better still . . .

A bit of musical satire shows us that the Ted Cruz campaign must be resonating with more voters given the parody song tribute . . .

And here is the TKC overnight soundtrack . . .



Certainly more captivating than anything the guys at Axiom couldn't developed.

You decide . . . Hopefully more for the morning update . . . STAY TUNED!!!

Comments

  1. Take from outtakes that his campaign mistakenly left online.

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  2. Cruz is an idiot.

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  3. Cruz is overrated, just like Joe's KC is.

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  4. I align with SuperDave. Cruz is an idiot. I'm just as shocked to find friends that support him as others support Domald Trump. We don't have much of a choice for President. Hope Bernie pulls out a win somehow. Oh and yes, Joes KC aka Oklahoma Joes or whatever they want to call it...is overrated.

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  5. Did he try the fries?

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  6. While the Bear is mostly concerned with "race relations" and "Boon crime", this Cruz dude is a stone cold nut job. But since he claims to be a sand lizard, TKC will be sucking his cock till Mr. Apprentice kicks his nuts.

    Trump just secured the KKK endorsement. Can't trump the Trump.

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  7. Why do racists not want the title of racist? A KKK endorsement and any connection thereto is racists. There are so many that support the system of discrimination but yet they don't want to openly declare their love for Trump. I don't take the guy seriously but the racists sure do.

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  8. Keyboard commando polar bear is the best johnson county can come up with? That's unfortunate.

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  9. When all is lost the losers cry RACISM, which is why this past week was so predictable with the media and David Duke.

    The GOP is dying, and it is fucking BEAUTIFUL to watch.

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  10. Republicans for Hillary!

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  11. 11:31

    The tax burden necessitated to enact Berny's policies will send Oklahoma Joe's to the scrap heap with Adam Smith. Even Hillary acknowledges a 40% increase in the already gargantuan Federal Government if Berny is elected.

    Your Utopia is Dystopia and it won't include Bar B Que, or, even toilet paper.

    The Left's incessant pretense that there is a KKKer behind every bush is preposterous. What IS behind many if not every bush, are black criminals. But they vote Democratic, so, nothing to see here, move along.

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  12. This is the election of racists. They make themselves look like idiots and they will be easily defeated. Both Bernie Sanders and Hillary Clinton are polling ahead of anything the Republicans can offer.

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  13. The Kansas City Atheist Coalition made no statement on these events.

    But if you see any of the young people at the International House of Prayer in Grandview trying to pray in public, or...worse...handing out Bible or other banned material...please contact President Hyde.

    Thank You for your attention to this matter.

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  14. There is a reason the Blacks in the South did not vote for Bernie.

    Blacks don't like Jews.

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  15. This guy is a disgusting human being. Fear Trump? Are you kidding? This is they guy who America should fear.
    Texans- you should be ashamed of yourselves.

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  16. This Canadian will never win the presidency. Trump for president

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  17. Simple question: Why would anyone EVER vote for Hillary Clinton?? Really, just why?

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  18. ^^^^^^To avoid a Trump, Cruz or Rubio presidency. I'd like to have a reasonable alternative to Hillary, but if those the best the R's have to offer, I'll hold my nose and vote for her.

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  19. You think Obama was a nightmare, put Hillary back in the White House and you will see something that will even scare Rob Zombie.

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  20. Donald Trump will be the next president of the United States.

    You can be mad all day long, but that's a fact jack.

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  21. everone who sas trump will be pesident ,or cruz has got to br=e fucked inthe head or just in deep denial,

    Hillary will be our next president !!

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  22. 8:38, if so, she will be the first President to govern from the Big House instead of the White House. The West Wing will have to move to Cell Block C.

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  23. EXCLUSIVE!!!!!!!

    Canadian Ted Cruz Is RISKY BUSINESS for America!!!

    Don't take the HIGHWAY TO THE DANGER ZONE....leading America into OBLIVION while our future hangs on the EDGE OF TOMORROW.

    Cruz versus Clinton would be MISSION IMPOSSIBLE.

    While a MINORITY REPORT indicates a willingness to enter the voting booth with EYES WIDE SHUT, supporting Hillary despite her wrinkled VANILLA SKY complexion, A FEW GOOD MEN patriotic enough to be BORN ON THE 4TH OF JULY are capable of seeing into the future of a Hillary or Cruz Presidency WAR OF THE WORLDS and are willing to serve as the RAIN MAN on their nomination, to save America's destiny as TOP GUN.

    TRUMP TOWERS over all contenders, and announces to the world a new set of rules.... THE ART OF THE DEAL: AMERICA LEADS and AMERICA WINS!! You're either with us, or YOU'RE FIRED!!

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  24. Jeff Roe works for Cruz. Enough said.

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  25. @8:38 welcome back Byron

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