Kansas City Toy Train Streetcar Misses Cinco De Mayo With Not So Grande Debut!!!

A big nothing of an opening date announced today tells us that bad planning continues to impact this Kansas City faux transit effort: KC streetcar grand opening set for May 6

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  1. Wait until you see how few people attend this event.

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  2. Will Mensa's fabulous 50 attend?

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  3. So, who outside of the 100 people who want this thing will be there? Not me that's for sure, my time is to valuable to waste on stupidity like a adult size toy train.

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  4. Sly and his gang of gimlet-eyed supporters are so self-centered they don't even realize how bush league and pitiful this whole streetcar thing has become.
    A city that fancies itself a big-league urban town having a celebration over the start of service on a two-mile streetcar line.
    Hard-hitting.
    Will the international press attend?
    Will some of the 24 million tourists that the Visitors' Bureau claimed cam to KCMO last year show up?
    Will Charlie Wheeler now be able to get his Olympics here?
    The possibilities for such an epic event seem endless.
    Hahahahahahahaha!!

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  5. So does this mean the tamale carts will be shut down in protest?

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  6. Streetcar opposition stays losing, it's a done deal, like the convention hotel

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  7. Who gives a shit about cinquo de mayo, remember the Alamo

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  8. Pretty smart timing actually. Coincides with the May first Friday where there will be a lot of people around anyway.

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  9. Remember the Alamo? Did they have a fucking E Tax too? Say it isn't so.

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  10. Suppose the kiddies from the slammed shut schools, neighbors from the blighted blocks, and $15 fair wage warriors show for the celebration? Well,why not grab a snack and watch tho$e million$ go rolling along.

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  11. Nah, the hoodrats will stay away, they will be too busy dropping off their kids at the plaza while they go & hang w/ their hoodrat friends drinking their 40s east of Troost.

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