TKC BREAKING AND EXCLUSIVE NEWS!!! JACKSON COUNTY CONFRONTS CONSEQUENCES OF CRYSTAL WILLIAMS CROWNED QUEEN OF THE LEGISLATURE!!!



Crystal Williams is Jackson County's FIRST female chair of the Legislature following a dramatic political shift at the Courthouse as Mike Sanders resigned his office in the middle of the night like some hobo slinking away from a bar tab.

Now, the future is uncertain but thanks to the help of KICK-ASS JACKSON COUNTY INSIDERS and TKC TIPSTERS we're here to help translate and talk about the hot mess that local media can't really mention because of tax break conflicts.

To wit . . .

CHECK THE TOP 5 CONSEQUENCES OF JACKSON COUNTY CHAOS NOW THAT CRYSTAL WILLIAMS HAS BEEN CROWNED QUEEN OF THE LEGISLATURE!!!

Our TKC blog community knows more about this stuff than most of the "experts" who get paid to bore public TV audiences every week . . . And we're not afraid to say it . . . So here goes:

Jackson County Old School Stays Winning


Interim Exec Fred Arbanas is a good choice and has the respect of his colleagues. Interim Exec Arbanas spent 40 years on the Legislature and even his placeholder gig signals that nothing much has changed at the courthouse despite every candidate in the past 20 years running as a so-called "reformer" and misleading the voting public.

Legislator Denny Waits stays winning as do other longtime denizens of the County.

All of the familiar conflicts and contracts are in place.

The people who know the courthouse can only snicker when hack newsies publish good government propaganda.

Things Are Really Going To Get Interesting As The LeVotas And Victor Callahan Compete For Power And Influence


This is the fun part.

Already our blog community has talked to almost half a dozen people hoping to draft Victor Callahan as the next Jackson County Exec. MEANWHILE the LeVotas are admittedly taking calls from just about everybody with ambition in and around Meth Town . . . There is a feeding frenzy of political promises being made as nobody knows who is really going to be in charge in the next few weeks.

Curse Of 3 Terms Killed The Once Promising Career Of Mike Sanders


A man who was a darling of local media and might have run for Missouri Governor at one point is now having trouble finding his next job. A lot of people don't know this but KICK-ASS TKC TIPSTERS remind us that Mike Sanders was never really that great in private practice and now that he has little to no leverage . . . Biz is going to be even tougher to find. Worse still  . . . That vaporware train doesn't look like it's on track to save the former exec . . . And just like we said, the grand schemes of this politico now seem imaginary as this former elected official finds that his "friends" aren't so friendly when there is no favor to be returned.

Politicos and voters should learn from the Downfall of Mike Sanders . . . Even top ranking power brokers can become inconsequential in an instant and all of the accolades and  influence quickly evaporates. Of course rebounds and retreads are part of the game as well but Mike Sanders won his office by way of avoiding anything resembling a real election fight and so his political toughness has always been in question. We look forward to him returning to the scene one day rather than living with the "family time" cliché retreat.

Don't Count Out Legislator Dan Tarwater


Here's a newsflash that's too uncomfortable for many to mention: Legislator and baseball legend Frank White isn't such a big deal out in Eastern Jack. Also, I'm sure the Royals might find a way to support a candidate who won't be actively looking for revenge . . . And so, Legislator Tarwater deserves another look as a more experienced contender to take the top job he has wanted for so long.

Will Crystal Keep Talking Girl Power???


More Insider AWESOME . . . There are quite a few politically minded women who hope that the coronation of Crystal Williams as the Queen of the Legislature will mean that she has less time for her feminist advocacy. The reality is that the gender identity politics of Crystal Williams have been a destructive force in Missouri politics and local civic circles. Still, some people wonder if Crystal will betray her lady pals in order to keep the "girl power" swagger OR if she'll continue to go along to get along and do nothing really significant with her new power . . . Which is kinda what got her the Legislative Chair gig to begin with . . .

Developing . . . 

Comments

  1. Don't count out Skippy. He is destined for a comeback.

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  2. MAC Address My Booty1/5/16, 7:28 AM

    Hey, what about Michelle throwing a hissy fit and pretending to know about computers in order to discourage people from commenting a stupid blog during work hours? That was hilarious. More of that please.

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  3. I'm voting for TGR for legislator. That's if she has a house. If not, then Cathy Jolly or her husband will do.

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  4. Any pics of Crystals giant ta ta's ? Yum yum.

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  5. CrystalWhineGlass1/5/16, 7:40 AM

    I told all you losers what you need to know last night in the following drunk tweet:


    Crystal Williams (@crystalpolicy)

    1/4/16, 9:39 PM
    Yes. Two women were elected chair and vice chair of JaCo Lege. Shit just got...calm. Carry on.


    Now leave me alone. Sure some of you do not think a public official should say "shit" in public. Shit on that. I have a bad headache ... but wine is so good. And when you start drinking it at Noon Nova Scotia Time, there is no reason to stop at 9:39 Central.

    Damn it, I have the shakes again too. I thought all the vomiting this morning would keep the shakes from happening.

    I can't be bothered with you people. Follow me on Twitter.

    Damn it, I hate it when I have to select all the palm trees.


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  6. Big ol titties

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  7. Putting the Recreation in Parks and Recreation1/5/16, 7:45 AM

    Hey Michelle!

    Lick this!

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  8. Victor and Carnes are back and they are going to have a field day (year) with this one.

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  9. "There are quite a few politically minded women who hope that the coronation of Crystal Williams as the Queen of the Legislature will mean that she has less time for her feminist advocacy."

    That Tweet quoted above shoots down any hope along those lines.

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  10. Did Michele Newman really rant about Tony's again? Somewhere official? Let it go sweetie. You make it worse on yourself.

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  11. Call a Cab Crystal1/5/16, 8:17 AM

    1/5/16, 8:03 AM

    That was not Feminist Advocacy. No, that was a cry for help from a woman with a serious drinking problem.

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  12. 1/5/16, 7:28 AM Please provide more detail.

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  13. Skippy the Engineer?1/5/16, 8:39 AM

    Sanders has been hired to replace Greg Graves. He will be brought on staff in a month or so to be Grave's assistant for the balance of the year. Graves will move up his departure to the beginning of the 4th quarter, and Sanders will be CEO.

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  14. Anyone with experience in the County Courthouse understands that Crystal is a destructive force. Furthermore, Lisa Honn extends Crystal's reach into the Executive Office. With any luck, Mr. Tarwater will be able to provide a counterbalance to Crystal, and protect career employees who only want to serve the public.

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  15. Wonder when TKC is going to release the Crystal/Skippy porn video ?

    Release party at Bazooka's.

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  16. Will any of these people help our neighborhoods? We need regular bulky item pick-up, road repairs, better snow removal, graffiti clean-up and vacant houses torn down. And we need someone to get hardcore with the drug dealers and gangs.

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  17. Career employees who only want to serve the public? Ha-Haw!

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  18. Jesus Christ, what a pack of losers. Drunk fat broads, hunters of young nookie, grifters, ward heelers ... Is it any wonder that Kansas City is going down the shitter?

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  19. The Hills Are Alive1/5/16, 9:25 AM

    8:50 AM

    Do you speak "COMBAT?"

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  20. Did Skippy's wig retire too? Or does Fred Arbanas have to wear it?

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  21. At least Bruce Sanders died before he had to see his son stand convicted of a federal crime.

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  22. Well now, that was cruel @ 9:48.

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  23. Anon 9:48

    Why should the FBI waste time & money chasing pointless convictions? To waste more time & money to 'put them in jail'? Why?

    He's gone. Move on.

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  24. Flamethrower1/5/16, 10:13 AM

    Crystal is nothing more than a legislator no victory here the Chairman is a revolving position that just means it's her turn. She is a flamethrower for woman that's her title and it's not a good one.

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  25. Byron his criminal activities may not have been limited to his service as County Exec. To people who actually live here, which rules you and Clay Chastain out, it is well known that Federal Prosecutors have interviewed Democrat activists and Sanders extended family members.

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  26. Byron hopes they don't investigate him and his grifter wife.

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  27. When you're only good at one thing (laying on your back), politics is usually where you land.

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  28. Besides your blithering on for paragraphs and pissing and moaning can you outline exactly what any of this horse shit will mean to the peasants who have to live in Jackson County?

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  29. My guess is that about 90 percent of the shit stain comments on this post was left here by Mark Seittsman. He has been celebrating his "contractural power" over Crystal for a few weeks now.

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  30. Brittany Burke1/5/16, 11:41 AM


    Brentwood, MO ·
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    Thank you for all of the amazing birthday wishes!! I'm looking forward to what 2016 has in store!

    Indictments? Incarceration? Suicide?

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  31. Are you kidding me, Mark Seittsman is the most powerful person in county government now. Mark was in Jefferson City and saw drunk and sloppy Crystal stumble through the hallways sleeping with one guy after another. Crystal thinks no one remembers that she is the reason for many broken marriages and the she was one of the biggest contributors to creating the terrible environment in Jeff City. I'm sure Mark won't let her forget that he will tell all those stories!

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  32. Be careful everyone. Michelle Newman is going to track down your MAC Address and 9600 baud your fax ability to blog on the webnet.

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  33. Crystal used to take it doggie on the steps of the Capitol. How could someone marry that?

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  34. Evil Development Lawyer1/5/16, 12:43 PM

    Did Skippy hire anyone for a JaxCo job that was not a pervert or burnout? Jesus Christ people! Look at yourself in a mirror. I used to get some good political insight reading this blog but not its just a Sewage Toss Competition in a Shit Rain.

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  35. And you all are up in arms over this pissing contest, when your President just made a fool of himself on TV again, ignoring the real issues facing our country over illegal use of firearms.

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  36. Your Tax Dollars At Work1/5/16, 1:05 PM

    Seittsman is still doing social media work for Axiom while on the Jackson County payroll. It is mostly Facebook stuff for the Ted Cruz campaign.

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  37. Mark P. Ublius1/5/16, 1:25 PM

    Ted Cruz is a Patriot!

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  38. Jason Holsman said:
    Ok Crystal, does this finally mean you won't be in Jefferson City bothering us and you will finally quit talking about running against me? I beat you soundly once and I will do it again so don't even think about filing.

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  39. Michelle Newman is gonna track your ass down!

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  40. Yuck, I wouldn't even do her with Byron's dick.

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  41. i suppose her husband is a cuck1/5/16, 2:51 PM

    why would a guy marry that?

    it has had spunk from probably 600 politicians and lobbyists shot in to its every hole

    then you marry it and you are supposed to put your holy of holies in any of those dark places?

    i think not!

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  42. Something might bite it!

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  43. Tarwater looks dumb.

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  44. Crystal has a political career on name recognition alone.
    Her Facebook page has her touting her anti police rhetoric.
    Crystal runs with a gaggle of Hyde Park Racist Beeches, who are all each others amen corner.
    They like to present themselves as worldly, champions of the poor and the black community. Fact is none of these fish belly white bitches have a,child in a neighborhood racially mixed school.
    HPNA is hosting a voter drive in Crystal Williams honor, they are very concerned that she is on the way out.
    Neighborhood people of color aren't buying into all her bullshit.
    What would Hyde Park do if they had to answer to a Black or other Minority in local Government .
    Wish Williams well, this is the end of her political career.

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  45. Crystalswhineglass1/6/16, 8:11 AM

    I would poor some more wine and tweet. (Then I would call the cops and tell them that the Niggers raped me and that I think they all had guns so shoot them down first.)

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  46. Mark Seittman was doing some really hardy laughing today at lunch -- two tables away -- about his new Crystal character on Tony's.

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