Sneaker Theft Started Kansas City Standoff

After all these years, the slave labor of Chinese toddlers is still coveted by some misguided denizens of the American public. Here's an Internets deal gone terribly wrong: KC police investigate armed robbery over tennis shoes

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  1. No biggie it's Kansas City Home to Crime.

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  2. If there's one thing that's been true for a coon's age, it's the fact that nig nogs just can't get enough tennis.

    They're always out there trying to become the next Roger Federer.

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  3. Isn't it a shame? In a state where you can carry a loaded pistol in your car with no permit you have folks getting robbed on the streets by these yard apes.

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  4. Any more proof needed that they jigs are base animals?
    Himmler, where are you when we need you?

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  5. He was hung for crimes against humanity.

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  6. Hanging Tree...........12/27/15, 1:53 PM

    Shame there is not a rope with Funkhouser written on it ! Shit brain, welfare mooch.

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  7. Damn.....was betting there would be a chalk outline over those tennis shoes. Gun must have jammed after the initial transaction. Witnesses said that several shots were fired. But then the hoodies are volume shooters. Accuracy is not their forte.

    Bet those Jordans had the hidden hoodie stash compartment in the heel. Killa City PD hasn't caught on to that trick yet. When Mayberry CSI get's in town, there will be a schoolin.

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  8. Think of places on Earth where people probably do need shoes really badly like the slums of Calcutta or Rio. Even in those places people don't kill and steal for shoes. Only the African American.

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