Special thanks to BRILLIANT TKC TIPSTERS for this screen cap that shows Jackson County Legislator Crystal Williams being just a bit too preoccupied with modern day beauty standards.
Maybe this kind of post makes the politico more approachable . . . Or is this Kansas City power broker sharing far too much???
You decide and please share your best captions.
Developing . . .
More power to her.
ReplyDeleteShe related to boom boom?
ReplyDeleteWhat are her views of unsolicited bulk email?
ReplyDeleteEven blurry, she might need to be fitted for a better bra...one boob is hopping up...
ReplyDeleteFunny seeing these oldsters who probably don't even know what a 1200 baud modem is pretending they are tech experts now that they figured out how to tweet.
ReplyDeleteTrue, but we can always google what a 1200 baud modem is. You are stuck thinking that really matters. Good luck with your blow up girlfriend and witty conversation.
DeleteWe're happy to see more end users becoming addicted to their phones and social media.
ReplyDeleteWe don't know, they trust us.
Dumb Fucks
When you're that fucking ugly, fat, stupid, drunk, insane, etc., etc., blurry is WONDERFUL. Never mind that you're still all of those things, you fucking pig....
ReplyDeleteLeave her alone.
ReplyDeleteI USE TWITTER
ReplyDeleteI ARE BRILLIANT
When asked at the psychiatric commitment hearing if her mind was clear and decisions deliberate.....
ReplyDeleteCrystal Williams says, "When you're my age, blurry is good."
When asked why she only socializes with farsighted men....
ReplyDeleteCrystal Williams says, "When you're my age, blurry is good."
At the DUI checkpoint, asked if she blacked-out behind the wheel often.....
ReplyDeleteCrystal Williams says, "When you're my age, blurry is good."
Mr. Tony,
ReplyDeletePast 59 is a dangerous age! I am glad that she is being jokey as she eats up the last few months before she is looking 60 in the rear view mirror. Bless her heart.
Horrible legislator, Cop hating micro manager ,that has accomplished zip.
ReplyDeleteI think her husband is hot though , why he puts up with all those " shebitches" that fill her head with all their fake worldliness .
I think she sexually harassed herself.
ReplyDelete^^^^^^^^^^
ReplyDeleteAnd this is the winning comment. Nicely done sir.
Blurry makes Tonys dick look big.
ReplyDeletethe cum guy always brings a certain amount of clarity to these heady discussions
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