Every time the Royals enjoy a success there's always talk about moving the stadium Downtown.
Given recent racial uprising riots in Ferguson and Baltimore, let's take a critical look at the subject of location and the K.
Accordingly . . .
SPECIAL THANKS TO OUR TKC BLOGGY COMMUNITY FOR SENDING THIS ESSAY OFFERING A LOOK AT CLANDESTINE REASONS BEHIND THE LOCATION OF THE KANSAS CITY ROYALS STADIUM!!!
It's an interesting theory and kind of offers a glimpse at the class disparity underlying most pro-sports celebration in the United States.
Checkit:
Commuter Riots
Money line . . .
"The purpose of a riot, whether based in outrage and oppression or celebration and privilege, is to spread itself sufficiently to mark a new era in history. Nothing is the same as it was and all else may change with an iconoclastic outburst. The Truman Sports Complex is removed from the era of community engagement and the power of rioting that went along with it, and it is only accessible to those with the means of travel in the hope that riots don’t commute."
Of course there are urban sports complexes but they're usually far away from any po'folk and we appreciate this perspective that challenges the status quo consumer thinking that is currently dominating all forms of local media.
Developing . . .
So, you're telling me that another streetcar extension could guarantee a Royals win?
ReplyDeleteI'll take it.
Give me a fucking break.
ReplyDeleteThe cool thing about clandestine, conspiracy theories, is that they really can't be disproved.
Bigfoot.......Area 51..........Obama/Birther........
The Royals would have considered a downtown stadium except for two very serious issues: MLB collective bargaining issues in 2005 (or so) and the fact that the City did not have the property consolidated in fee-simple ownership.
Riots? OMG. Tony, this is the crap that separates you from legitimacy that you spend so much time trying to dismiss.
Offhand, the first two urban ballparks that are situated in nasty areas are Camden Yatds and Comisky Park. Plus there are plants of others adjacent to plenty of public transport. Your essayist ought to travel a bit before such pontification.
ReplyDeleteI can boil that Internet ejaculate into about 14 words:
ReplyDeleteNobody wants to attend a sporting event in an area surrounded by fucking niggers.
There I just saved everybody ten minutes
I can boil it down to four words!
ReplyDeleteDon't build around niggers.
Reads like a bunch of brainwashed libtard traitors to the white race to me
ReplyDeleteDon't trust Tony. Always use a friends computer.
ReplyDeleteHere's what I like, the downtown stadium is a chant of a suburbanite who doesn't know better.
ReplyDeleteNot one mention of Vince Foster
ReplyDeleteYep.....no fucking body will go to a game near the infamous nigger.
ReplyDeletePlain and simple. Build a indoor stadium in Harrisonville. Niggers can't find it cause none of the boons can read a roadmap and they pawn the GPS units they steal.
Buttholio just has to tie niggers in with the Royals, Chiefs, and anything else that might possibly be good about KC.
ReplyDeleteThat nigger love is putting you out of business Buttholio. This blog is sinking like a slave ship in the North Atlantic in winter.
Doesn't anyone care about Bengazi
ReplyDeleteThat sure was a waste of time. Utterly pointless babble; riots had little to do with the location. Cheap land and freeway access are more likely motivations.
ReplyDeleteThank you Tony! Loved the article.
ReplyDeleteI will tell you this, these dingbats in kc think that they have a real city. They will soon find out otherwise.
ReplyDeleteHey now! Once we get the toy train running, KC will be just like a slightly smaller Chicago.
DeleteNothing is the same as it was and all else may change with an iconoclastic outburst
ReplyDeleteVery interesting. Will TKC feature yet more compositions from his home schooled special ed friends? When most of the TKC world is filled with toothless sisterwife inbreds, the one tooth cousin is king.
ReplyDeleteI don't think the location has nearly as much to do with a low groid count at games as ticket prices. Discretionary spending is just that, and neck tats and hair weaves don't be cheap.
ReplyDeleteSo basically the stadium is just a smaller, special-purpose Johnson County? Innaresting theory.
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