One of the best rising star political pundits in Kansas City attempts to track down any support for trickle down economics in the Sunflower State. Shocker - 7% of people believe that Brownback's tax plan was a success. My quest to find them.
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ReplyDeleteHaha! Nothing like the joke part of this posts for some laughs.
So, I suppose the mass exodus of businesses over the state line has nothing to do with it? KCMO is turning into a shithole, not Kansas.
ReplyDeleteYeah Steve it is, that's why all those investors are building apartments in the River Market and downtown KCMO.
ReplyDeleteWhy is it the wannabe libtards think there should be an election or recall every six months, but when some Democratic ass hat like Sly gets elected we should just sit here and take it?
ReplyDeleteObama has shit popularity in Kansas, only 28 percent.
ReplyDeleteBut he's TWICE as popular as the Shiek of Brownbackistan.
I find it interesting that Aimee still does Darla Jaye's show after getting her rear kicked by one of Darla's contributors Barry Kaplan a few weeks ago. It was so bad that during a commercial brake she lied that she needed to go to work early and ran.
ReplyDeleteI guess she's not that much of a rising star when there is someone there to counter her garbage. Of course that's never Jaye, who mostly kisses her ring every Friday morning. But that Kaplan guy wasen't there for that. And she didn't seem all that smart.
The Star has issued a fatwa against Brownback, and Jihad Yael and the rest of the editorial board have their long knives out. But they're Keystone Kops of the jihad set, so Brownback should be safe.
ReplyDeleteSHOCKER – 7% of people believe that Aimee Patton’s blog comments are insightful. My quest is to find them, and offer reparative brain therapy ASAP.
ReplyDeleteAfter taking an extensive break from blogging recently, Ms. Patton apparently has now returned with fresh material....NOT!!! That can only mean one thing dear reader....Yes, she's once again barking at Brownback!! Much like an obsessive-compulsive who plays the same record over and over, until the lyrics cease to have meaning due to auditory sense overload, Ms. Patton has played the Brownback album to ruin.
In search of someone, anyone, who could explain Aimee Patton's blogging appeal, I set sail for the places where she's been known to loiter.
First stop, The Kansas City Star, 1729 Grand Blvd. Well, that didn't take long, as the entire complex had been cordoned off with police tape and hazardous waste warnings. Word on the street was that the location had been serving as a local headquarters for a crime syndicate based out of California, which distributed mind-altering intoxicants. And to think that Aimee professed a desire to work there! Before I returned to my vessel, I passed by a makeshift homeless encampment with a cardboard sign reading---"Former editorialist will blog 4 food!!"
Next up, following our nose, we tracked north toward the source of a stench which I can only describe as a cross between dead fish, sun-baked vomit, and stepped-in dog doo-doo....yep, it's City Hall on 12th Street. Entering the lobby, before I could even ask if anyone had seen Aimee, a fat man adorned in bowtie paused in mid-song to inquire if I had a concealed-carry gun on my person. Not waiting for my response, he then proceeded to rant for several minutes about shafting taxpayers, electing Hillary, and naming an airport after himself..."Too Heavy For Takeoff." When I was finally able to get a response in, I informed him that while I did not currently have a gun with me, if his singing was to be a regular occurrence, I could bring one next time.
Third on our journey, we traversed the tributaries paralleling the Missouri River until we entered the tranquil grounds of William Jewell College in Liberty. While we're sure Ms. Patton has mentioned her degree from this fine institution, the only person I could track down who recalled her presence on campus, was a retired security guard who told a tale of a beer-drinking coed who was known to pee her pants at haunted houses. Not exactly the scholarly type, I took him to imply. Enough said. Back to ship.
ReplyDeleteLocating plenty of strange characters, but none rational enough for discussion, we reversed sail and set a southwesterly course toward Johnson County into the heartland of Ms. Patton's liberal enclave of suburbia. Surely, in this mecca of Google fiber-weaving, Starbucks sipping, iPhone ringing, Lexus-posturing populace, we'll locate someone who finds Ms. Patton's blogging comments pleasantly eccentric. Won't we?
I headed straight into the heart of darkness.....Oak Park Mall, Nordstrom, women's shoe department. Dodging the perfume spritzers upon my entrance to this lair of liberal conspicuous consumption, I loudly announced a gold doubloon for any staff member who could explain the appeal of Aimee Patton's blog. Having caught the Ken and Barbie's full-commission attention, yet simultaneously stumping them with my query, they reported that while they knew naught the answer to my question, they could escort me to Men's Shoes and outfit this inquisitive Captain with a new pair of Prada black leather boots. Enough of these bilge rats!! Back to my ship once again, after finding but knaves and picaroons where this woman dost dwell.
Alas, there is no answer to why one would find Aimee Patton's blog comments appealing. A form of moribund entertainment? Certainly yes, like watching a dog chase it's tail, or Hillary proclaiming her innocence.
We now lift anchor, and drift toward the setting sun, across the fallow folds of Kansas' good earth. Ahoy dear reader!
I enjoy Aimee's Blog.
ReplyDeleteNobody gives a flying fuck what you enjoy Byron. We know you enjoy Flint Lock's sheep too. But then you are a perv of world class.
ReplyDeleteAs for Brownholer. The morons in Kansas elected him over and over to the US Senate, they elected him two times as Governor and elect the likes of Pat Roberts for a quarter of a century. If you are that stupid Kansas, fuck you. You get exactly what you vote for. SHIT.
That stupid ass Chuckles will be along with some windbag, sack of shit retort after he gets off KCC and calls "the Dude and Harley" for advice.
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