It's Sunday so in the spirit of sharing and goodwill . . . TKC would like to help local d-bags get a good job.
Also, the classifieds remind us of the long gone days of newspapers when people actually paid to lure suckers rather than just posting empty promises online.
To wit . . .
TKC HELPS THE KANSAS CITY ELITE FIND WORK THANKS TO OUR KICK-ASS BLOG COMMUNITY!!!
Take a look at these top tier local employment opportunities . . .
Develop The Very Best Dead Tree Media
The greeting card industry has maybe 5 years left before things start getting really horrible . . . But until then they need help making up good news for continually plummeting sales . . .
Hallmark Communications Consultant
Join Kansas City Tech Team Sly
Kansas City's Mayor is looking for a more convincing tech evangelist to convince people that this town is just as much of a hot spot as Silicon Valley . . . The last tech queen in the Mayor's office moved out of town because her hubby found a better job and possibly because weed laws are much more relaxed in California.
Chief Innovation Officer City of Kansas City, Missouri
Jackson County Has A Great Work From Home Plan For The Politically Connected
Jackson County Jobs are abundant right now . . .
Or . . . Use a political connection to garner BIG MONEY employment that only requires about a half day of office time.
Kansas City's Toy Train Streetcar Needs Another Salesperson To Take The Fall
Kansas City is on track to give away hundreds of millions for "transit" that only travels a couple of miles.
Smart denizens of this cowtown know that jumping aboard this gravy train is the best way to catapult a promising career.
Streetcar Marketing & Communications Coordinator Wanted.
$50-60K isn't bad money
So . . . Good luck getting any of these jobs . . . Political connections aren't a job requirement even if sketchy patronage from elected officials is how most work gets done in Kansas City.
Developing . . .
Why don't you apply Tony?
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Oh that's right. Hate, spite, bitterness and running what essentially anymore is a hate website don't look good on a resume.
Glad it worked our for you though.
hahahaha.101 is right.
DeleteAre these only for retiring city council people or can anyone apply for these?
ReplyDeleteMr. Tony,
ReplyDeleteHey hey!! Check out the commercial appraiser slot. A Star employee gig if ever there was one. Keep those property tax rates down.
The newby attorney slot is for signing documents legalizing said property tax reductions. If you have a couple of years of law practice you need not apply!
Just think, for a few short months your Mama can breathe a sigh of relief that you are gainfully employed. Until the Feds come knocking!
Fuck that!
ReplyDeleteI am giving blowjobs on backpage.com and making a fucking fortune.
1:01 please just shoot yourself your hateful bullshit is old
ReplyDelete1:01 you crazy TKC lover! Can't get enough of the posts! Bet you just hate the hours between new posts. You are nearly always the first to comment. Long afternoon ahead, eh?
ReplyDeleteseems to be some bitterness during Dog Days that allows contempt for our fellow man to leash out
ReplyDeleteStreetcar Marketing & Communications Coordinator Wanted.
ReplyDeleteDavid Johnson Quitting or moving up the ladder to chief 100 year old technology officer?
The big problem with government jobs is niggers, just like in every other facet of human society. I work where we have to have a token nigger assigned to teams every now and then.
ReplyDeleteWhen we divide up work tasks, we assign the nigger a fair work load, but we ALWAYS have a backup plan. Because the nigger ALWAYS fucks it up.
Once the nigger has fucked up, we can all relax. The nigger isn't fired (I guess the bosses don't want that headache), but he becomes the pet gopher, assigned to drive stuff across town and hand deliver documents that could just be emailed. Or he's assigned to really unimportant tasks that we really don't care if they are ever done.
It's like a little game with the goal of keeping the "equal opportunity" people off our ass, while finding something for a nigger to do that keeps him out of the way and makes him feel human.
Clank clank clank, ding ding ding
ReplyDeleteClunk clunk clunk, ding ding dong
All aboard! That's right ladies and gentlemen welcome aboard CKMO's space age alternative to the automobile! First stop, the world famous Hyatt Hotel! Thanks to heroic CKMO taxpayers, this 8th wonder of the world is a sight to behold!
Actually I think KCMO has maybe 5 years left before things start getting really horrible
ReplyDelete@1:01 don't go.....your pout lip drool entertains here.... "mommy, doze kids always pick me last and throw the ball real hard at my head and trip me and call me names and laugh alot and make me CRY.
ReplyDeleteStaubio should apply for the streetcar job. Oh wait, he probably makes more at his patronage job obtaining by giving a streetcar marketing contract to his employer in exchange for a cushy job.
ReplyDeleteNext best applicant is Russ "crush the water bottle" Johnson.
City have an opening for Debt Bomb maintenance people? Important to make sure premature detonation doesn't occur before the Developers, Mayor, and city council have a chance to make a clean escape.
ReplyDeleteWho's in charge of the $1.75 billion megaton monster with Here's One From Cerner that will be dropped on the millennial's at some point?
ReplyDeleteThe Streetcar gig has already been filled...
ReplyDeletehttp://www.kcstreetcar.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/KCSA_MarketingHire_PressRelease.pdf
Donna Mandelbaum - Proud Mom of 2 amazing boys. Runner & workout warrior. New Yorker living in KC. Communicator & streetcar fan. Lover of books & movies. All tweets r my own.
ReplyDeleteNew Yorker? Oh thats right Sly said we're all stupid and we need to import talent I forgot.
ReplyDeleteShe worked for the Star, Mike Burke, all the usual suspects.
ReplyDeleteShe must live in Olathe near Tom Gerend.
ReplyDeleteShe lives in Overland Park.
ReplyDeleteOverland Park??? Guess she'll be doing a lot of tweeting about how wonderful downtown life and the toy train is.
ReplyDeleteShe lives in an exclusive suburban cul de sac. Probably gated. The kind toy train people always complain about.
ReplyDeleteIs she married to Bryan Mandelbaum - Business Operations, Energy at Black & Veatch?
ReplyDeleteWhat do the rural rube progs Staubio and Johnson think about the suburbanites they have to work with?
ReplyDeleteStaubio and Johnson don't think. Their paychecks depend on it.
ReplyDeleteIf corporate fraud is growin', tweet a selfie
ReplyDeleteIf your ties to it are showin', tweet a selfie
If your politics are sleazy,
And hiding that ain’t easy,
And your manhood’s getting queasy,
Tweet a selfie
These comments are particularly well nigh hilarious today.
ReplyDeleteWill Yael get his dream gig as Social Media Manager for Cordish?
ReplyDeleteCaleb-Michael Files - Chief Innovation Officer City of Kansas City, Missouri
ReplyDeleteLMAO!
3:28: Haven't you heard the streetcar is already at break even and the hotel will probably be making a profit by next week.
ReplyDeleteStreetcar Marketing & Communications Coordinator Wanted
ReplyDeleteThis was GUNNAR HAND'S job (no play on words intended).
Job paid by the first $3.4 mil taxpayer $$$ to BNIM or is there another pot-o-gold to sell this?
Ask...
MARY JO DRAPER --
DRAPER COMMUNICATIONS made plenty first go-round. DRAPER sold out HYDE PARK and...
they thanked her for her commitment to the hood!
You give your product away and still need a marketing director? Maybe you should rethink your product.
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