TKC BREAKING AND EXCLUSIVE NEWS!!! SUMMER SNAIL MAIL GENTRIFICATION MESSAGE HIS KANSAS CITY URBAN CORE!!!
Kansas City has always been fertile ground for speculators and hype men . . . This Summer, in the brief but glorious time before a market correction and the bubble housing bubble burst again . . . There is money to be made as suckers abound.
Maybe this is the economic benefit promised by the toy train streetcar???
To wit . . .
HERE'S THE FIRST PEEK OF SUMMER REAL ESTATE GENTRIFICATION IN ACTION WITHIN KANSAS CITY'S URBAN CORE!!!
By way of introduction . . . A sign of the fast times in the Kansas City real estate market:
Residents who see these messages might be tempted to inquire and ignore the deceptive tactic and the fact that the message isn't handwritten bupt simply a printed mailer . . . BUT the reality is that speculators are on the prowl looking to buy something for almost nothing and pay pennies on the dollar whilst offering desperate people cash in hand.
Just like every place else, Kansas City real estate is a zero sum game and somebody (usually po'folk) is going to lose this Summer.
Developing . . .
Granny gonna lose her house.
ReplyDeleteHere's Bone's chance to sell her trailer.
ReplyDeleteBones is in jail I bet
ReplyDeleteAt least it wasn't unsolicited bulk email.
ReplyDeleteBlack people will sale for cheap. They are sellouts.
ReplyDeleteWe Buy F'Ugly Houses commercials weren't getting it...so the folksy note from "Megan" is foolproof. Yeah. Sure.
ReplyDeleteWell Come on over CASH in Hand and have $160,000 in your Hand or get the Sam Hell off my property !!
ReplyDelete1.5 Acres for Sale with 2 large ponds out back, Deer, galore, quiet streets, Working wood burning Fire place, full concrete basement a extra deep attached 2 car garage.
too much for ya , then go to the hood with your Cash in hand, watch what happens !
This mail was sent by the toy train! It's coming for your guns and to steal your house! This just like apartheid! Show Me Institute has proof!
ReplyDeleteToot toot. Still a hoot.
ReplyDeleteYou know what's an even bigger hoot. The "toy" train expansion in August got 3 times more votes than the anti-streetcar candidate from the 6th district you guys backed.
ReplyDeleteI now keep a magic marker in my car and when I see a "Sara buys houses" illegal sign posted on the public parkway, i CHANGE IT to "Sara buys Whores"
ReplyDeleteI have now done this 32 times, and 'Sara' is probably tired of getting calls from those lowlifes seeking to procure whores, instead of dupes he hoped would give their home away to him.
SARA BUYS WHORES - help me for great freedoms!