Credit to KSHB for acknowledging this crisis of conscience among conservative Christians and other religious adherents who oppose gay marriage by nature of actually paying attention to some of the more strict passages in their book . . . Instead of just focusing on the fun stuff intended for Facebook. Check it: Local churches react to Supreme Court same-sex marriage ruling
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I have been conjugaling this recent Supreme Court decision on gay marriage and what position the Missionary Style Baptist Church would take on this issue. You see as a man of the cloth, I really only make extra money by preforming weddings and with the brothers and sisters not getting married and making them babies born out of lock step and causing the black illiteracy rate to be nearly 70%, I ain’t making much money doing weddings. I am doing a lot of baptism with them illiterate babies but that be part of my celery. I have decided that the Missionary Style Baptist Church will not be one to determine who you can fall in love with and I will be preforming gay weddings. The Romaine Catholic Church may say no but the Kingfish says yes because he be with the 21st century since he takes PayPal and got one of those things on his smart phone to let him take credit and debit. Let the wedding bells ring. Can I get an Amen?!?
ReplyDeleteOne of these days, the people who run the failing Christianity industry will figure out that one big reason people stay away from churches in droves is the bigotry, intolerance and hatred that seems to be the stock in trade of so many Christian denominations.
ReplyDeleteChurch is the only place I can go to take a shit these days without needing a giant can of fag repellent.
ReplyDeleteSo they're all over you, 2:52? You must be really triggering their gaydar.
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