We have a longstanding debate here @ TKC about the "Best Burger in Kansas City and we're disappointed by the horrible suggestions from this news-mix show . . .
KSHB: Your top choices to get a burger in KC
Again, here are the rules . . .
ONLY DWEEBS AND NOOBS CLAIM WESTPORT FLEA MARKET HAS THE BEST BURGERS IN KANSAS CITY!!!
The rest is up for debate . . . Last time some suburbanite suggestions made progress but ultimately failed because of clinical atmosphere when consuming heart clogging goodness.
Winstead's remains the all time Kansas City champ with Town Topic running a close 2nd . . . Do your worst . . . Because we don't take adverts (or social media blackmail money) from any local burger place, so the word of this blog community is probably the only one that counts.
More in a bit . . .
I'm not sure what a "noob" is, but I'm proud to be one. The Marketburger is the best.
ReplyDeleteHands down LC's on Prarie View has always has best tasting burger.
ReplyDeleteyou take money from the Show-Me faggots though, and that's a whole bunch worse.
ReplyDelete"......has always had......"
ReplyDeleteWestport has nigger cooks and I won't eat anything prepared by a nigger. If you were on a road trip, and the only place you can find to eat in a town was a hamburger shack ran by niggers, would you drive another 3 hours to get a decent meal prepared by white people? I sure would.
ReplyDeleteNiggers are a known vector for a variety of communicable diseases. When you eat food that has been handled, prepared, cooked, or served by niggers, you are putting your life and the lives of your loved ones at risk.
ReplyDeleteThe diseases you can catch from consuming nigger prepared food is long and scary:
E. Coli Infection
Hepatitis A
Hepatitis E
Leprosy
Listeria
Noravirus
Parasites
Streptococcus
Staph Infection
etc. etc. etc.
Any one of these diseases can cause you serious problems. NEVER eat food that is handled, prepared, cooked, or served by a nigger. When you see a nigger working in a food establiashment where you want to eat or are already eating, GET UP AND WALK OUT!
Winsteads is ALL NIGGER cooks. ewwwww.
ReplyDeleteIt's a common joke among niggers to put spit, urine, cum, pubic hair, snot, etc. in white people's food. They all do it and laugh about it and it's just another way they have to get back at 'whitey'. You literally have to be out of your mind to eat at any place where a nigger has access to your food. You can be 100% certain your food has been tainted. All niggers have a grudge against white people and use every opportunity for pay back.
If you're on the road and stuck for a place to eat, consider finding things at a supermarket. Get some bread and lunch meat and make sandwiches. Or check the deli, usually niggers don't work in delis. Worse case scenario, go to a 7-11 and put a prepackaged burrito in the microwave. Anything but eating food prepared by niggers.
Don't underestimate the nigger grudge against white people and the unity they feel in their struggle against us. They think we all have it easy and that the reason for their difficulty in getting along in society and obtaining status is racism and what they call white privilege. In reality, it has nothing to do with that and in fact, niggers have every opportunity to succeed laid out for them like a red carpet. Free college, hiring quotas, preferential treatment, etc. Any nigger applying to any college will get first in line and full scholarship. All they have to do is show up for four years and companies will be falling over each other to hire them. But even in these conditions, most niggers walk around with their pants around their knees high on drugs robbing liquor stores and fighting with the police. They end up dead or in prison by the time they are 25. The nigger sows just shit out welfare nigglets and sit on the porch of their HUD financed shack zonked out of their minds on drugs. The very fact that niggers are treated as equals is the source of their grudges and unhappiness. Niggers were the most happy when they were treated as animals and used as slaves. They were managed and cared for properly.
Where's the Grillmaster Jaggoff from Austin to tell us what real burgers are?
ReplyDeleteNothing is better than Town Topic at 4AM
ReplyDeleteHi-Boy is the best ever. Paul's on Blue Ridge is almost as good.
ReplyDelete^^^^ good burgers. Best EVER was Norm's in Riverside......amazing.
ReplyDeleteHAYES HAMBURGERS.
ReplyDeleteI've had Town Topic a couple times and that was a really good burger. I wasn't too impressed with Winsteads but it was ok. I'd like to try the Westport market burger. I've heard good things about it. BTW, I'm not from Austin lol. If you're ever in a great location, try Whataburger. They have awesome burgers for a fast food chain.
ReplyDeleteJulian is the best hamburger in town. In Brookside.
ReplyDeleteOld people don't know a good burger if it bit them in the ass
ReplyDeleteMcDonald's has the best hamburgers.
ReplyDeleteSo far, looking at the lists, it is clear KC wouldn't know a good burger if it jumped up and slapped the crap out of them. Fuck it. I'm going to go cook me the worlds best burger.
ReplyDelete12:21, but they would know how to express that thought in a sentence a lot better than you just did.
ReplyDeleteOld people WOULD NOT know a good burger EVEN if ONE bit them in the ass.
Kansas City's best burger is in St. Louis.
ReplyDeleteBwahahahaaha!
ReplyDeleteHarold's great doublecheese burger1
ReplyDeleteThe best burger in KC? The one I made out of my projects.
ReplyDeleteThe ghost of Bob Berdella.
A burger is only as good as the meat within it.
ReplyDeleteMarketburger WINS! forget the rest.
ReplyDeleteI laid the "meat" to the gal who was married to the founder of Whataburger. She is from Kansas city and lived in the Walnuts for years. She have a really nice set of tits and a big juicy pussy that got really wet.
ReplyDeleteIn your dreams, 1046.
ReplyDeleteP.S. You're disgusting.
^^^^^^^^^ Is pissed he didn't get to sample it.
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