Lots of things to do this First Friday weekend but as always, looking at half-naked white broads tops our list of Kansas City priorities.
To wit . . .
Check out the 5th Annual Kansas City Burlesque Festival
Again, art is nice but jiggly local babes is always more important . . .
Tonight here's a sneak peek of the event via promo pix touting the local lady goodness . . .
Our pals Marissa and Kat are in top form and have pioneered the local burlesque scene for better and worse . . .
"Madame" Marissa is local dance teacher, mommy and maybe one of the most elegant local ladies currently taking the stage.
Kat "Puss-In-Boots" K. is simply a knock-out who performs around the world but makes her return trip to Kansas city for this annual event.
Be nice in the comments d-bags not only because this a one of the more interesting local events but also a great example of local ladies beatifying this town one pasty at a time.
Hopefully, more for the morning update . . . STAY TUNED!!!
Looks like they've toned up the line up a bit over recent years. Good for them.
ReplyDeleteYeah, finally lost a few of the heifers who were using burlesque as a way of therapy on their body image issues.
ReplyDeleteTight and toned arses is really what the paying customer is looking for.
Yeah, seems like it might be less of a big girl self esteem show now.
ReplyDeleteNoice.
ReplyDeleteAlso, figured out that N-word guy was really just "wildman" trying a really desperate spam strategy. Sorry guy, it's a shame that you would spam hatred to try and get an advantage. But that's always been your tactic with your whisper campaigns, WILDMAN!
Full topless??
ReplyDeleteNo shortage of crimes against art in this clusterfuck city.
ReplyDeleteSounds like a Craig Glazer post.
ReplyDeleteYeah right! I got a six pack of mule piss that says the only time half these broads were slender was when they took their publicity photos back before tacos came to town.
ReplyDeletePulitzer Prize Reporting
ReplyDeleteGlazer is busy going down on Melissa McCarthy. When him and Byron are not cornholing each other Glazer digs the chicks that jiggle when they wiggle.
ReplyDeleteI'd fuck a few of them in their ass. Then cum all over their face and tits.
ReplyDeleteAin't that hot. Really, look at the thigh's. Freaky, cool, not hot .
ReplyDeleteI want Marrissa 2 teach my daughters 2 dance....
ReplyDeleteNot going 2 happen!!!!!
I like whores. don't want my girls 2 be one!
Watching the news interview these thugs protesting makes me understand why I'm paying for their food.
ReplyDelete^^^^ + 1000000000000 and Byron.
ReplyDeleteBOOOM!!!! Byron just hit BINGO!!! And his wife... Both disabled.... Eagle just landed at the front door.
ReplyDeleteShameless.! Check it out, they are crooks!
That standup bass player seems to be rather enjoying himself.
ReplyDeleteBet he slapped at his old fretless member a little later that night.
i will buy a ticket but only if i can get my photo with one of the bigger-assed ladies.
ReplyDeleteAnon 11:54
ReplyDeleteWTF, are you talking about?
People on Social Security are not crooks. That's just ridiculous hyperbole.
ReplyDeleteYes you're a crook assshole, you lied and scammed the system.
ReplyDeleteWomen performance artists...alot more creative and interesting than a boxing "show".
ReplyDeleteQ: When the blogger was caught at the shoe store masturbating into Timberlands, what was his excuse?
ReplyDeleteA: He thought there was Puss-In-Boots!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kat is hot.
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