Google Fiber continues to expand it's offerings in Kansas City and other fiber cities throughout the nation:
Introducing Dial-Up mode
Deets:
"The loading bar is a signal to many of us to take care of those little things- like making a cup of coffee, taking that bathroom break or just petting the dog. We have been told that Fiber’s seemingly instant connections have taken away that valuable time. So today we are introducing Dial-Up Mode to slow your Fiber speeds down. Relax to your 56k connection and get those precious moments back."
Developing . . .
I do hope you realize that this is a very elaborate April Fool's joke, Tony.
ReplyDelete56k is the max. Remember how you never really got the full speed.
ReplyDeleteToo Funny...
ReplyDeleteTony's Kansas City blog gets 12.5 Million in first round venture capital funding!!!
ReplyDeleteI heard from a kickass tipster that Tony plans to close down the blog because he and Jordan Carver are getting married and since she is carrying Tony's baby, she wants to live in California. So Tony's new blog will be Tony's In The Sunshine LA or TITSLA.
ReplyDeleteApril fools, right? This has to be a joke! Nobody asked about dial-up. Seriously, this can't be real!
ReplyDeleteTony can't answer you. He is too busy fucking Jordan Carver and that is the truth.
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