TKC BREAKING NEWS!!! BLAME KANSAS CITY MAYOR SLY FOR CRAP STREETS & TRAGIC COMMUTE AFTER MINOR SNOWFALL!!!
Congratulations to TKC Readers who made it home safely amid dangerous driving conditions following maybe a couple of inches of snow.
To wit . . .
A MINOR SNOWFALL HAS DEVASTATED KANSAS CITY, MO STREETS AND THE AFTERNOON COMMUTE IS EXCEPTIONALLY TRAGIC AND SLOW THANKS TO THE SCREWED UP PRIORITIES OF MAYOR SLY JAMES!!!
I was gonna post this to Instragram because I think it's pretty but then I noticed it how nasty the street was . . . And this is probably the most decent path my beater made it across this afternoon . . .
Seriously . . .
THE MAYOR AND CITY COUNCIL CAUGHT A BREAK THIS MILD WINTER BUT EVEN NOW IT'S CLEAR KANSAS CITY CAN'T TAKE CARE OF LOCAL STREETS!!!
But don't take the word of Kansas City's least favorite blogger . . . Go outside, turn on the TV or just take a peek out the window . . . Mayor Sly never promised to focus on infrastructure but with one tax increase after the next it's clear that decent snow removal isn't part of the reelection pitch.
Developing . . .
Personally, I blame the Water Dept.
ReplyDeleteDon't mind if I do!
ReplyDeleteCan't he move some emergency money from the Cordish or Power and Light Districts trough?
ReplyDeleteKind of adds flavor to all the retail and entertainment blight we've been investing in down there.
ReplyDeleteThe taxes are so high in Johnson County that it didn't even snow there. Now THAT'S some cockadelic snow removal!
ReplyDeleteMaybe he decided to send the snow removal crews out to help ticket citizens for not shoveling their sidewalks.
ReplyDeleteReardon just pocketed this storms snow removal cash yesterday.
ReplyDeleteI 45 North to Iowa. Bring it whinners.
ReplyDeleteOh Lord, why oh why do I have to carry the miserable, so burdensome, yoke of driving where it snows in February. I would have moved to Alabama, but no one told me it snows here.
ReplyDeleteYour grandchildren will never visit you unless you stop bitching.
Keeping It Frosty!
ReplyDeleteI-35 North dumb ass. Very little snow here. (Kearney,Smithville)
ReplyDeleteIsn't that where Jesse James is hiding?
ReplyDelete^^^^^^ Stupid
ReplyDeleteThe only people who are worried about driving in the snow in KCMO are suburban rubes.
ReplyDeleteThe cutting edge downtowners know that modern transit, walking, and bicycling are the modern urban futurist ways to get around and that KCMO is leading those exciting trends all around the country.
And thanks to all the residents for paying for our amusement park.
I blame Sly for not firing Troy Schulte, Pat Klien, and Sherri McIntyre.
ReplyDeleteHave they fired Troy, Sherri, and Greg Bolon yet? All those losers need to go!
ReplyDeleteIf we are lucky, the Fat Bowtie will trip and fall as he's getting out of his City chauferred limo and die. A brutal but acceptable form of term limits. This wil clear the way for non resident Clay Chastain to moonwalk into the Mayors Chair... A chair held by and sat in by such former luminaries like Kay "lets bankrupt the city" Barnes, Manny "if its not tied down I'll steal it" Cleaver and that most favorite/infamous mayor of all, Mark Funkhouser.
ReplyDeleteI don't know what the last guy babble but kyle James should have never been trusted with the checkbook
ReplyDeleteCLEVARCK check sin with his 15th cut/paste of the day at 7:08...
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