TKC BREAKING AND EXCLUSIVE NEWS!!! KICK-ASS POLLSTER RANKS THE POPULARITY OF KANSAS CITY CONGRESSMAN CLEAVER!!!



Here's more in an ongoing series from a SECRET KANSAS CITY POLLSTER ranking the popularity of local politics. This one seems appropriate for Sunday:

To wit . . .

CHECK LOCAL MEDIA DATA REVEALING THE METRICS OF KANSAS CITY CONGRESSMAN CLEAVER'S POPULARITY!!!

Here's the word:

Congressman Cleaver #2 Poll Position:

2. Emanuel Cleaver: KC's congressman, understandably, saw his popularity take a major hit from chiefly the lawsuit by Bank of America regarding his carwash loan.

Although it has made him incredibly unpopular among moderates and conservatives, he remains very popular among liberals. This combination puts both his aggregate negatives (31%), and his positives (60%), higher than James. Assuming a fictional head-to-head of Cleaver v. James, Cleaver beats James in this media market by high single digits in a general, or by near 17%+ in a primary where Sly's unusual weakness in the African American community will show greater. The data also shows that the margin of victory for Cleaver would likely grow, however, as James' negatives have never been tested by either the local media or a difficult political campaign. 

In short, Cleaver is safe in his congressional district in a primary, but will remain vulnerable to a well-funded moderate candidate in the general. If Cleaver wants, and assuming our #1 politico does not challenge him in a primary, Cleaver can hold onto his seat long into the future, but he will always have to work for it and his numbers will never be overly impressive. Like James, Cleaver has risen to the highest office he can achieve with no real upside potential from here.

Coming later, the popularity data shows the #1 politico in this media market...
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  1. Congressman Cleaver will wear his shoes out on the street if he needs to get his numbers up. Unlike Mayor Sly James or Jermaine Reed who've left the hood for good.

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  2. Man it's a freaking boring Sunday in CKMO.

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  3. Don't you like drinking and sports 4:30?

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  4. Was Cleaver twerking and jerking with Sly at the Salt and Pepa show last night?

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  5. No just Sly. CKMO's official twerker and jerker.

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  6. Cleaver is really popular on Election Day when he provides free lunch and bus rides to the polls.

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  7. So secret, like in...made up? imagined?

    Yeah. Thought so

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  8. About 50,000 to 15,000 years ago, something odd occurred in the evolution of homo sapiens: a new and different kind of modern human with supreme, gifted intelligence appeared almost magically and began evolving beside Neanderthal man in Europe and the Middle East.

    Scientists cannot find the "Missing link", i.e. the form that was an immediate ancestor of the original Homo Sapiens, who, like I mentioned above, mysteriously appeared around 50'000-25'000 years ago, referred to as the Cro-Magnon man; while they found and continue finding remains of many less advanced forms that existed much time before such as Homo heidelbergensis and Homo rhodesiensis.

    While scientists agree something happened to dramatically alter the human creature 50,000 to 15,000 years ago, leading him quite suddenly from a stone tool hunter--gatherer-wandering furry semi-primate tree and cliff dwelling society towards a supreme, gifted intelligence, monogamous-pair bonded-law-making-technologically oriented spaceward-looking society, they cannot, of course, agree on what the event was.

    Without Cro-Magnon genes today we would all still be living in mud huts and practicing hunter-gatherer lifestyles like that in Africa and the Amazon. Cro-Magnon's descendents are responsible for the evolution of farming, the Mega cities, the pyramids, the great scientists and the great technological advances. All are from European Cro-Magnon descendents.

    Simple theory. The White race are the descendents of the White Annunaki/Nordic Aliens.

    The black and asian races were created by the Annunaki/Nordic Aliens by genetically manipulating the DNA of older sapiens present in Africa and Asia at the time. c.f. Homo Rhodesiensis of Africa, Homo Erectus of Asia.

    It is no mistake that countless ancient civilisations and cultures like the ancient Mayans, Egyptians and Indians (Indus Valley Indians) around the world depict their Kings and Queens as "fair" while their slaves as "black". It is why light skinned people in Africa and Asia are of Noble rank, it is why the Negroid man lusts for the light skinned fmeales of his own race or the North European blonde female.

    On top of that, the White Cro-Magnon race burn their skin easily in sunlight, carry more birth defects and are responsible for many modern diseases, indicating the fact their habitat on Earth is not natural to them, and that they/we are still adopting to our adopted planet.

    Those who don't believe and say that the white skin color is due to the lack of sunlight in cold temperate regions, I only point to the eskimo and innuit people who technically have lived in the arctic regions for tens of thousands of years and yet are brown skinned and dark eyed.

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  9. So then who is #1?

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  10. America would be colonizing Mars already and God knows what other great inventions we would have come up with and what great art and music would be created if we weren't wasting resources on you blacks. Crime would be almost nonexistent and even with white criminals most families could walk peacefully down the street without fear. China would not be overtaking the U.S. economically and we would be the leader in education. Your only contributions is the lowering of standards as mentioned education, high crime rates, horrible music, and bringing dance moves that belonging in strip clubs into the public sector. The only groups that are lower than you are jews, homosexuals, and gypsies. Not only that but whites have done more to advance your people than any other race including your own. You pigs would be living in mud huts, rubbing feces all over yourselves to prevent AIDS, and you'd still be slaves to other blacks or Muslims.

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  11. Whoever #1 is HE had better be WHITE.
    maybe in some sense, blacks could take pride in not having been able to create civilization.
    To create civilization, the slavish genes have to outnumber the savage genes. It’s like dogs are easier to control than wolves. And yet, wolves are freer, wilder, and more robust. Dogs are more useful but they take orders and are wussy creatures.

    The races that created civilization tended to be more slavish. Maybe nature made them more slavish, and then, civilizational factors compounded the slavishness by weeding out the savage genes. So, as a group, they could achieve more but this happened at the cost of individual savage gene that was more robust, rambunctious, colorful, exuberant, and etc.
    It’s like Chinese and Japanese built high civilizations, but they are colorless, can’t sing, can’t dance, are mostly skin-and-bones, tend to be timid and sheepish, and look like dickless space aliens at the end of CLOSE ENCOUNTERS. It’s like the natives of Mexico may have built Tiachuchatlan(sic) but they are a timid, sheepish, and colorless bunch. For them to be useful for building civilization, they had to be more slavish than savage.
    Now compare the wolfish Mongols with the doggish Chinese. Mongols, by Asian standards, are big and robust and have barbarian souls. They don’t like to take too much shit. They built less civilization but there’ something vital about them–and Mongol sumo guys bounce Japanese guys like ping pong balls.

    Because Negroes failed to develop civilization, they came to be subjugated by other races. And they became slaves in Arabia and the New World. But in terms of their nature, blacks are least fit to be slaves. They have the savage gene than slavish gene. From a social viewpoint, the savage gene is problematic as too many Negroes be running wild and be acting like lunatics. But many people also find it vibrant, exciting, manly, sexy, badass, and etc. Look at the worldwide success of rap music. No one watches Chinese sports, but many millions of Chinese love to watch NBA where big ass Negroes dunk the balls while being cheered on by blonde women cheerleaders who now salivate over having sex with big muscular Negroes who be seen as the superior males.
    Among all the arts, music is the most spontaneous and powerful, and blacks have been, pound for pound, the most dominant force in pop music in the 20th century with their contribution to or invention of blues, jazz, rock n roll, soul, reggae, rap, and etc. Such music arose from the savage genes, and it turns a lot of people on. No one listens to the music-of-slavish-genes of the Mexicans or Chinese.

    So, in some ways, blacks may take pride in not having built the pyramids and the great wall. They were too strong, too badass, and too wild to be subjugated to hauling bricks to build stuff for oppressive kings and queens. They preferred to be free and run wild and chuck spears at hippos and run from hippos when hippos hand enough of the Negroes and turned around to chomp off the Negroes’ ass.

    For every gain, there’s a loss. Chinese may have built a great civilization, but look at those scrawners. Non-asian women feel no excitement about Chinese men, and just about any good-looking Chinese woman in the US would rather marry a whitey, Jew, or Negro than some yellow scrawner. Asian women are the story of the horniness of women with hots for bigger/tougher warriors. Despite matter of IQ, if a white guy was given a chance to become a Negro or a yellow, I’ll bet he’d rather be Long Dong Silver than Wong Dong Lee.

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  12. looks like Germany woke up - heil dudes

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  13. Surprised Cleaver is this high, but makes sense I guess. KC is fucked when this guy is #2.

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  14. Why does TKC have an overt soft spot for Cleaver?

    He always seems to cast Cleaver in a positive light.

    What I've never seen, is any local media report on Cleaver's health problems, which should be a serious concern for residents of the district, as it goes directly to the heart of representation. They have to know about, yet they choose to remain silent. Why?

    Well, we know the Star is in the pocket of Democratic political operatives, but are all the media at KCUR, KCPT, KC Business Journal, television, radio, and bloggers in on the conspiracy of silence as well.

    How often do you actually hear/see Cleaver speak? His staff does a good job keeping him out of the public spotlight by limiting his appearances to the days when he's functioning decent. Any casual observer/listener could have told several years ago, that he's suffering from a neurological degenerative condition which affects his coordination, balance, speech, and cognition.

    Telling the truth does not equate to picking on a person. The people of the district deserve the best representation.

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  15. He's 70. About the same age as his base. It's a good time to enjoy whatever time one has left.

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  16. Zzzzzz's Department2/22/15, 6:16 PM

    Zzzzzz

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  17. you ain't seen nothin' until Clay Chastain wins the phony-baloney, unverifiable, unsourced "polling."

    Tony humps Clay so hard the neighbors up and down Jefferson are complaining

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  18. So, whos #1? Holsman?

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  19. Byron Funkhouser2/22/15, 6:57 PM

    Nordic aliens?

    "Crazy Miranda
    Lives on propaganda
    She believes everything
    She reads ..."

    My default position is to never believe anything.

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  20. Cleaver is important. Cleaver is the only thing standing between us and Congressman Sanders. We do NOT want that.

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  21. Sanders' lack of management skills that has become very clear over the last few years is his downfall. Once Fred Siems left, the show was over.

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  22. When you know Blacks you understand that:
    1) They have little intelligence.
    2) They have strong primitive impulses.
    3) They cannot control themselves.
    4) They must be controled by others who think,plan and decide for them, always keeping in place a strong discipline with immediate punishment for misbehaviour.
    5) When that happens they can function just fine,albeit on a low level.
    6) When that outer control is however removed,the savage in the Black comes to the surface.

    This happened when White control was removed when: 1) African colonies became “independent”,2) Apartheid was abolished in South Africa.3) Jim Crow was abolished in the USA. The oldest example of what happens when Blacks become “independent” is Haiti.After first killing all (French) Whites,then the mulattos,this former model slave society became the most primitive ,savage country of the Western Hemisphere.It is already nearly 200 years “independent” but still utterly backward.
    People who think that “oppression” is the cause of Black disfunction cannot explain why Blacks misbehave even more and their situation worsens when that “oppression” is removed.
    Blacks behave always and everywhere the same; it is the race,not “circumstances”.Blacks belong to an entirely different line of evolution than that of Europeans or Asians, “civilization” is no part of that.

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  23. 7:24 PM

    Fred Siems showed up for work everyday. Skippy never has.

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  24. "Skippy" still pays people to libel Simms on this blog and others.

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  25. Cleaver, a man of negative net worth, doesn't pay his bills, has his congressional pay check garnished, refuses to pay court judgment against him...yep, Congressman Carwash "Deadbeat" Cleaver is a real prize.

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  26. Bryron
    I don't believe that. That being you.

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  27. Checkout time!!! All I have is a 2 pack of shave gel and 4 Powerades so I am headed for the express lane...20 items or less. Wouldnt you know it, the only express lane open is occupied by 2 shezillas and 2 shitlets. I get behind the niggers with the full cartload, then everything stops so the clerk can get another associate to ring in the Mad dog 20/20 (do they even still sell that shit?), oh and "need to see your id" mam, which the nigress never dreamed was going to be needed, so she paws and paws through her carry on luggage looking purse and finally comes out with it.

    Here comes the babydaddy with some more stuff to add to the already huge pile of shit that only niggers buy. Then the EBT card comes out, which of course won't cover all of the items, so the Sow tries its debit card and can't remember the pin number, so she goes to write a check and wouldn't you know it, the machine that processes the check declines the purchase for insufficient funds. She then says "Jarome, gibs me sum mufuggin money fo your food n' sheeit". He says "Beeatch, you crazy" and he just leaves.....walks out of the store. I am literally laughing out loud as this is some seriously funny shit.

    Sow # 2 saves the day (So I thought at the time)by handing over its card. Just as I thought it was about to be over the fat nigger sow then she asks for cash back which involves some sort of cash register reboot/nigger Jedi mind trick procedure. Then the nigger hair/weave color was supposed to be 2 for $6 and the clerk says "no it's $4.97 each and your coupon is for another brand", I am waiting for the inevitable cat 2 chimp-out when the sow says "fuck it, I don be needin dat anyways" as they complete everything one of her niglets slides between me and the candy rack with two bottles of Mt Dew and some dog food and they go thru the process all over again while the woman tells the sprog to put the soda back and the whining starts. The I notice the guy that entered the store when I first got in this line just paid for his 1/2 cart of groceries and now he is walking out, I hate niggers!!!!!!!

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  28. Byron Funkhouser2/23/15, 5:57 AM

    Grace Slick.

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  29. Come on folks he was pulling a con and got caught. At the best he was washing money at the worst he was avoiding taxes.

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