Ms. Thornton kicks off our Kansas City Thursday as we start the morning with these MSM links. Take a peek:
Kansas City Cold Advice From City Hall: The City encourages residents to use these resources to help combat the chilly season.
Ticket Season In Perfect Village And Beyond: Kansas police crackdown statewide on common traffic violations
Local Po-Po Checking Your Profile: In search of clues, police departments turn to social media for faster results
Internets Begging For Middle-Class Suburbanites: Family turns to crowdfunding for help with medical bills
Great Expectations After Fluke Season: Royals Spring Training Fever
Fowl Follow-Up: Hawk that crashed into KC home now recovering
Eastern Religious Training For Rugrats: Area organization teaches young children stress relief by becoming yogis
And this is the OPEN THREAD for right now . . .
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