KANSAS CITY COMING SOON: MAYOR SLY STATE OF THE CITY SPEECH 2015!!!



Take a look at what could be the climax of Mayor Sly's many Kansas City speeches.

Here's the announcement released today:

"The 2015 State of the City Address will be held on March 31 at Starlight Theater (11AM). This is an indoor event. Parking is free in the Zebra Lot across the street from Starlight. It is a shared lot with the Zoo, Enter through Gates 7 and 8 for Starlight Theatre."

More interestingly . . .

TKC EXCLUSIVE AND BREAKING NEWS!!! AS THE MAYOR RETURNS TO THE EAST SIDE . . . THIS EVENT WILL THE MOST LOCKED DOWN AND RESTRICTED OF ALL OF HIS STATE OF THE CITY SPEECHES SO FAR!!!

So be sure to RSVP because this will be the speech where the Mayor finally earns the right to openly exclude his harshest critics.

Developing . . .

Comments

  1. Will there be punch & pie?

    If not.

    No thanks.

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  2. CKMO Closed Door Screening Department2/18/15, 3:00 PM

    Oh and by the way if you don't apply on line with the provided form you will not be admitted. We need to look at your Facebook, Twitter, and other information that matches up with your email to decide if your with us or against us.

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  3. Cheerleaders, lackeys, lap dogs, kool aid drinkers urged to apply!

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  4. So I take they won't be inviting anyone from the enemy camp. Just dreamy eyed sheep who will clap if the mayor accidentally farts.

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  5. That's Correct. Anyone who questions or second guesses our wonderful leader will not be permitted to attend. Nice to know there are still some intelligent people left in CK who see through the smoke and mirrors and all that but fuck you anyway. Your not getting admitted.

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  6. So in other words taxpayers will fork out $10,000 rent for a few hours or so for Starlights Jeannette and Jerome Cohen Community Stage House just to discover most of us won't be admitted because the cronies and favorite sons will taking all the seats available.



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  7. Can't this guy just do the state of the city address in a public venue for anyone who can make it to attend?

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  8. No. You have to waste taxpayer money on perks, bling, swag, pomp and circumstance, and as many other unnecessary expenditures as possible.

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  9. Got to love this transparent local leadership don't ya! Will cognac be served?

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  10. strange how this is being staged just before the primaries.

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  11. LOL "zebra" parking - that sums up ol' Sly to a tee.

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  12. A simple three word speech is in order. It might read "You are fucked!"....

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  13. Ain't nobody gonna bum rush Mayor Sly James, take the mic and tell the world "this man been talking about what the fuck he ain't goddamn did!"

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  14. Will the Mayor explain why Russ Johnson did not get the KCATA job. We who think Russ is a very, very brillian midget just cannot understand this travesty.

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  15. I'd worry less if Mayor James wasn't a freemason. President Franklin D. Roosevelt was a wicked 33rd degree Freemason and incredibly evil man, under whose administration the occult symbols were placed upon our money. Roosevelt passed laws outlawing the private ownership of gold, allegedly part of the government “New Deal” to remedy The Great Depression. In truth, the government confiscated $10,000,000 of citizen owned gold at $20 per Troy ounce and then a year later Roosevelt raised the price of gold to $35 an ounce, thus nearly doubling the price of gold and making the Illuminati filthy rich at the expense of Americans.

    The Pentagon is an absolutely fascinating marvel of modern architecture. Each day 23,000 employees work at the Pentagon. The building contains 17 miles of hallways and occupies 90,000,000 square feet. It takes 7 minutes through special access corridors to walk directly across the facility. The Pentagon has its own hospital, BestBuy retail store, umpteen restaurants, shoe store, et cetera. It's literally a small city with its own mayor. The Pentagon has its own police and fire force. Perhaps the most shocking fact is that at the heart of the inner grounds, called "Ground Zero" is a statue of an OWL. Yes, an owl!

    The illusion of the Pentagon being there for Americans is a lie. The Pentagon is controlled by the Marxist-Zionist-Communist... Illuminati. The International Banking Cartel controls Wall Street, The White House, the Pentagon, the newsmedia, the U.S. military, the entertainment industry, et cetera. There are only two sides: Jesus Christ or Satan. Whose side are you on? Satan always uses the Bible to deceive people, as did the serpent to confuse Eve (Genesis 3:1-5). The Devil even tried to confuse Jesus with the Bible (Matthew 4:1-9). Some of the most evil people in this world profess faith in God and have a form of religion as 2nd Timothy 3:5 warns. The Bible says to turn away from such evil people. Many of them are sincerely deceived by the Devil, actually believing that they are on God's side by serving Satan and evil. The Bible warned that evil people would one day kill Christians thinking they are doing God's will (John 16:2).

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  16. 5:47: 'Zat you, Mensa boy?

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  17. Sounds like a great event, place to schmooze and snooze with all CK's local political puppets.

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  18. Maybe TRG will rush the stage and twerk that big ass for Sly.

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  19. It's TGR dude. Maybe she and Circo can do a scissor twerk.

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  20. Would be hilarious if it were a Free Zoo Day too!

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  21. State of the city address? How long does it take to say "were fucked"

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  22. They should do a this is your life for Sly.

    Open with security slamming Sly to the ground on the Plaza and ending with his toy train victory speech last August.

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  23. State of the City Speech


    More like a, "How I'm Going to Fuck You Speech

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  24. I'm hoping his opening statement is "today, I'm taking the trash out and firing Troy Schulte"

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  25. Sly is a catholic so not a Freemason

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  26. ^^^^^^^^ No he is a douche bag

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  27. Freemasons are an infiltration group, particularly aimed at corrupting the churches. Don't take my word for it, listen to occultist Alice Bailey (1880-1949) who openly taught that Freemasons would infiltrate the church (false church).

    There is no question therefore that the work to be done in familiarizing the general public with the nature of the Mysteries is of paramount importance at this time. These mysteries will be restored to outer expression through the medium of the Church [false church] and the Masonic Fraternity… When the Great One [Antichrist] comes with his disciples and initiates we shall have the restoration of the Mysteries and their exoteric presentation as a consequence of the first initiation.


    Wowza, wowza, wowza! Did you get that? Alice Bailey said that the public needs to be familiarized with the ancient mysteries. AND THE CHURCHES ARE THEIR VEHICLE OF SUBVERSION!!!!!!!

    Take a look on the back of any U.S. one dollar bill (see picture to left)! We are seeing the All Seeing Eye and The Great Pyramid (both displayed) everywhere these days! Now you know why! You are being familiarized with Satan's plot for world government, which began in the ancient religions.

    By “outer expression” she means literally that woefully ignorant churches will unknowingly help promote the New World Order. If you think it's not happening, consider that every Baptist church using the modern corrupt Bibles are pulling on the same rope as the Devil. One of the most difficult things to do in churches today is to wake people up to the reality that Satan has corrupted the Bible. It breaks my heart.

    The average Christian sees that the new Bibles are much easier to understand compared to the King James Bible (so they think), and so they love the new versions; but they do not have enough spiritual perception to recognize that Satan has butchered the Bible doctrinally, weakening it, removing the word godhead completely, ruthlessly attacking the deity of Christ and rendering the Word of God without the authoritativeness that is maintained in the majestic King James Bible.

    What many older Christians fail to understand is that baby believers are at the greatest risk. This is true of human life as well. Adults are aware and able to protect themselves, but little babies and small children are completely vulnerable. It's the same spiritually. For those Christians who grew up using the King James Bible and have been born-again for over 30 years like me, we can read the newer versions and it doesn't adversely affect us much because we have already learned the King James Bible.

    ...Sodomite, regeneration, mercyseat, Calvary, remission, Jehovah, immutable, omnipotent, Comforter, Holy Ghost, Messiah, quickened, infallible, fornication, trucebreakers, winebibbers, carnal, slothful, unthankful, effeminate, backbiting, vanity, lasciviousness, whoredom, devils, Lucifer, damnation, brimstone, and the bottomless pit.

    Should it be surprising in this sexually immoral generation of pleasure-seekers, that the following convicting words have been stricken from God's word: sodomite, fornication, whoredom, effeminate and lasciviousness. Should it be surprising in this generation of reprobates who will no longer endure sound doctrine (truth), that they've removed the words: devils, Lucifer, damnation, brimstone and the bottomless pit? In the updated gender-neutral 2011 NIV (you don't want to offend those feminists and lesbians), the Holy Spirit is no longer masculine.

    Every preacher and evangelist ought to be standing for the integrity of the Bible! I could name a hundred pastors who don't stand, amongst tens-of-thousands who won't! Wake up! Satan knows that if he can corrupt the Bible, then he can change our doctrines! I wouldn't give you a dime for a preacher who has been informed of the problem and then shirks it aside. It is wickedness!

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  28. This mother fucker needs some professional help...

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  29. The Illumati are putting fluoride in our drinking water. Then, after we are all drugged, the spaceships will land and all our women will become sex slaves to aliens. Help us, Jesus.

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  30. 12:08: 'Zat you stream-of-conscious-while-drunk, Mensa boy?

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