Kansas City has come to a near halt after less than 3 inches of snow this winter.
Here's the damage . . .
All of the MSM newsie outlets agree the morning commute was HORRIBLE and once again KCMO streets proved the worst in the metro.
BUSY SIDE STREETS HAVE BEEN VIRTUALLY UNTOUCHED AND TKC TIPSTERS TELL US THEY'RE AN ICE RINK!!!
Check it out: Looks like KCI endures a bit of snow removal FAIL as well . . .
Why do they block TKC at the airport??? I don't know . . . But it seems like allowing access to our website would offer free entertainment much better than all of the other boring options.
The Mayor's snow FAIL is so bad this year he's not even trying to spin it . . .
Weather newsies say the overnight freeze should basically shut down this town for the weekend.
Sadly, global climate change won't make things better until next week when it hits 60 degrees . . . So, for now we're forced to endure basic civic priorities like snow removal IGNORED by a politico who has stopped paying attention to anyone but corporate donors, hipster consultant cheerleaders and the vast array of the white ladies he hires.
Developing . . .
Hey, if we had a new billion dollar airport, maybe part of the budget would go to snow removal?
ReplyDeleteThis town could fuck up a two car funeral.
ReplyDeleteBROKE ASS CKMO MEGA PACK!!!
ReplyDeleteCity Managers Twitter pretty much says it all as to what the priorities are.
ReplyDeleteKansas City, Mo. @KCMO · 1h 1 hour ago
Selfie time! RT @MayorSlyJames: What a #FROSTY lookin' group at our first ever #KCDigitalLab event!
Whats it going to take to get their attention. Guillotines being unloaded off of trucks and set up out front of City Hall?
ReplyDeleteThis is the outcome when an idiot, incompetent city manager named Troy Schulte hires a "novelty" public works director who has no clue on how to run a public works department. But hey, Troy made the female city council members happy with his appointment of Sherri. The citizens of KC are the losers on that one.
ReplyDeleteBasic city services aren't as "sexy" as places to drink, streetcars, or downtown hotels...
ReplyDeleteAwesomely HI-larious 10:28!
ReplyDeleteYou shld post that EXACT same comment like in every fucking thread, dude!
Just gets funnier when you repeat a lame joke! Ask my 5 year old.
SLY JAMES TAKING SELFIES WHILE CKMO ICE PILES UP ON SIDE STREETS AND PILE UPS MULTIPLY!!!
ReplyDeleteMayor Sly James @MayorSlyJames · 55 minutes ago
ReplyDeleteWelcome @hootsuite to the #KCDigitalLab! #innovation #socialmedia #KansasCity
Hey, dont worry about the wifi at the airport blocking you - it doesn't work most of the time anyway. it's as pathetic as the lack of parking in B and C circles....
ReplyDeletekclightrail.com @kclightrail · 3 hours ago . . Work starting on the @LindenStreet_SR project at 1914 Main along the #KCstreetcar route:
ReplyDeleteMayor Sly James @MayorSlyJames · 3 hours ago
ReplyDeleteWhat a #FROSTY lookin' group at our first ever #KCDigitalLab event!
Yes, Tony readers! The ONLY accidents that happened this morning happened ONLY on KC city streets!
ReplyDeleteWhy, by golly, zero accidents in the suburbs. Zero accidents on the freeways maintained by MDOT and KDOT. And absolutely NONE on the Kansas side!
Are you people always this stupid, or only after reading Tony?
Greg Bolon should be shown the door with Troy and Sherri. Anyone who does the same thing storm after storm thinking that this time it will work is insane. Terrible manager and engineer.
ReplyDeleteSo your mayor and his mickey mouse club are having a twitter fest today, snapping selfies and talking about all the incredible innovation that can be achieved with twitter they are bringing to the city instead of actually running your city huh? It's no one wonder everyday is emergency at City Hall.
ReplyDelete2:49. Hi Pat Klien. I see you are doing your job today protecting your butt buddy Troy Schulte
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