We've seen the advert for this one but it's really suprising that nobody has written anything on a celebrated guest to Downtown Kansas City this weekend.
To wit . . .
PORN STAR LISA ANN VISITS KANSAS CITY THIS WEEKEND TO PERFORM @ BAZOOKA'S SHOWGIRLS DOWNTOWN!!!
Really, other than baseball this strip club celebration @ Bazooka's is the only other thing happening in Kansas City that might pique the interest of locals being honest with themselves.
We celebrate Lisa Ann this morning because she's one of the few "adult film stars" who has incorporated a bit of political satire into her body of work.
Who's Nailin' Paylin? is probably the gold standard of political and social commentary in the porn world and it's just about as captivating as all of Tina Fey's woman-hating impressions.
And so consider this a perfect mix of Kansas City politics, Downtown promotion and overall good news from this blog for a change and because many readers have asked for an upbeat Kansas City interlude from time to time.
More in a bit . . .
Maybe she can help us with all this unsolicited bulk email.
ReplyDeleteNasty!
ReplyDeleteAin't she a tranny?
ReplyDeleteWhen is Craig going to tell us he screwed her also?
ReplyDeleteLisa Ann, when are U goin 2 start giving back 2 the Black community?
ReplyDeleteHow about free admission and a lap dance for the brothers?
Lisa Ann's dp videos are what I like.
ReplyDeleteLisa Ann is getting a little worn out looking, but I'd still invite her to my bukkake party.
ReplyDeleteShe's no tranny. I checked.
ReplyDeleteWhat has Bazooka's done for the inner city black community?
ReplyDeleteIn support of the inner city black community, Lisa Ann will be appearing Tuesday night in the men's restroom at the Gem Theater.
ReplyDeleteI used to do Lisa Ann on a regular basis. Now that girl knows how to shag.
ReplyDeleteLisa Ann has done plenty for blacks. That bitch hauls more coal than a kentucky freight train.
ReplyDeleteI'd fuck her in the ass. Then cum all over her face and tits.
ReplyDeleteOh no according to her twitter page she stuck in Chicago.
ReplyDeleteSome really funny comments.
ReplyDeleteSome beyond old.
Nothing like a comment on the comments commentator.
ReplyDeleteCum guy, it would take you all day to cover those grocery sacks.
ReplyDeleteYou know your hero is 14 and can only get wood by reading his posts on Tony's site.
ReplyDeleteBest argument against the 2nd Amendment.
I think I ask her to give back to the community by making a porn movie with me.
ReplyDeleteYou don't deserve to post on the same page as "flaming boner against anything positive, and angry dual testicles of hate directed at light rail".
ReplyDeleteReboot or step off.
ReplyDeleteBHWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
"I saw Paul Davis in the front row." -
ReplyDeleteI'm Sam Brownback and I approved this message.
1:56 AM for the WIN!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteI'm too busy sucking dick upstairs at Bazookas to care about the strippers that got their cherries popped by their dads and uncles downstairs.
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