Jordan Carver brings us to our weekly round-up of the strongest showing in Kansas City this week . . . Rather than celebrate silly promo copy, let's look at who stayed winning this week:
KANSAS CITY LGBT COMMUNITY FIGHTING FOR EQUAL MARRIAGE RIGHTS
Right in the center of the city, local LGBT advocates and families are confronting discriminatory law and making a strong case for equality. Most legal experts and even a lot of case law precedent give this crew a good shot of winning.
KANSAS SEX HANGUPS
The whole nation notices that this week Kansas was exceptionally titillated by stories of naked skinny-dipping references, lap dances and sex toys. Just a bit of sleaze helps a rather prudish state seem just a bit more interesting.
MAYOR PRO TEM CINDY CIRCO
She's still touting soccer field winning and behind the scenes, her supporters are saying that she'll be Mayor after Sly is finished.
FRED ARBANAS
A 40 year reign is complete and one of Kansas City's favorite football legends finishes up his political career with a cheering section.
THE KANSAS CITY ROYALS
Watching the game right now as Kansas City is ready to celebrate a Wildcard spot like a World Series victory. Developing . . .
As always, this list has been compiled according to scientific TKC polling and market research data and it's a weekly comprehensive guide to local powerful people.
Royals are in. 5 innings away.
ReplyDeleteGetting ready to put on pants, find my keys and drive around Midtown honking.
ReplyDeleteYou forgot Jan. She wants to have her business plan participation session to push her candidate.
ReplyDeleteI know one thing for sure.
ReplyDeleteBoth amateur Constitutional lawyers and Stormfront members alike can admire an ass like that.
Hopefully this is the week KC stopped believing Sly's lies.
ReplyDeleteyou nailed that one 8:57..id love to part those sweet pink beef curtains,do what i do and come out lookin like a glazed doughnut
ReplyDeleteThe Royals did it!!!
ReplyDeleteWe're in the playoffs!!!
No one can ever take this away from me!!!!!
God Damn I so like it when that fucking Glazer is wrong.
ReplyDeleteYES!
ReplyDeleteGuys, it is off putting when you talk about Fred Arbanas' genitals in such a frank and graphic manner.
ReplyDeleteFred's genitals are filled with SELF-LOATHING!
ReplyDeletevictory is ours!
ReplyDeleteReally? What position do you play?
ReplyDeleteI can't vote Rethuglican, because I don't hate non-whites.
ReplyDeleteI can't vote Rethuglican, because I don't hate women.
I can't vote Rethuglican, because I don't hate non-Christians.
I can't vote Rethuglican, because I don't hate non-heterosexuals.
I can't vote Rethuglican, because I don't hate the poor.
I can't vote Rethuglican, because I don't worship money & the rich.
I can't vote Rethuglican, because I don't believe in American Exceptionalism.
Byron the nations liar and child molester
ReplyDeleteAnonymous refuge of the coward.
ReplyDeleteTell me your name, asshole, & we'll settle this in court. As you well know, pussy, I can't sue 'anonymous'.
Truth hurts
Deleteuhh, you most certainly can Byron.
ReplyDeleteByron, we all know YOU are the polar bear and you are stirring up baloney on here to get yourself more attention. Ive seen the logs that show Polar Bear posts originating in WV. It is pretty sick that you have such a victim complex.
ReplyDeletePeople are anon on here because it doesn't matter who we are. You seem to think you matter because you claim to be Lurch's estranged brother (ya right).
Asshole 5:24
ReplyDeleteI am not the Polar Scumbag. You're full of shit. I use Hola, so I 'appear' to be posting from England. Apparently, the Polar Scumbag uses something similar.
I use my real name because, unlike you anonymous dirt bags, I don't say anything I'm unwilling to own.
Do you think the people who call me a 'sheepshagger' & a 'child molester' are sick? Or do you really believe this libel? If you do then you've proven I have a case.
You can't hide your agenda, Rethuglican.
P.S. what's with the 'we all know'?
ReplyDeleteYou & your dick still only count as one person.
You're the one trying to stir up shit, you sick fuck.
tony shows us the logs and we laugh over coffee. Even Mark wanted to know if you were for real (we told him no).
ReplyDeleteYou are just some nobody who is posting his name on an anonymous blog. Repeat: people are anon here because it doesnt matter who you are, just what you say.
And you seem to say very little. Digs at KC, digs at KC residents. Nothing constructive, no solutions. Just look-at-me.
I hope when you sober up tomorrow you realize that you make yourself look real stupid doing this and the only reason you post with a name is because otherwise nobody would know or care if you dropped off the face of the earth.
Cindy Cisco will NEVER EVER be mayor she has screwed over way to many people and there is a movement to get rid of her permanently
ReplyDeleteWell, I see that we're back to every post ending up as a discussion about Byron Funkhouser.
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