POLICE SAY THEY'VE CAPTURED SUSPECTED SOUTH KANSAS CITY BANDIT!!!



A suspected menace to South Kansas City is now in police custody.

Check it:

Police make arrest in South Kansas City Bandit case

Deets:

(The suspect) was taken into custody at the Baymont Inn at 87th Street and Interstate 435. He has been charged with three counts of burglary and three counts of stealing.

Police had nicknamed him the South Kansas City Bandit after a series of thefts from stores during the first half of September.


Items this guy is also accused of stealing include many cartons of smokes, rolling papers and cologne.

Developing . . .

Comments

  1. Did he go to the school of looking cool that Glazer runs?

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  2. Did he slaughter 7 people?

    It's such a thrill to get the occasional white boy on blast here isn't it?

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  3. whats that shit growing on his upper lip ?? jeeez dude,give shave it and give up

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  4. Does this guy rock?....three words:
    OH. HELL. YEAH. !!!!

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  5. Look! We caught a white guy doing something wrong and in south KC at that. Hooray! See, white people do wrong stuff too.

    Wonder if the Jackson County prosecutor has ever found time to decide the south KC murderer actually murdered 5 people, not 3?

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  6. Smokes, rolling papers and cologne.

    In sociology-speak, identifier artifacts of the white-trash lifestyle.

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  7. Officer O'Chesky9/26/14, 8:18 AM

    The Pussy Tickler has been apprehended!!!

    It's safe to leave your homes again!!!

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  8. Hey! Where are my smokes dude?

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  9. Why was Matt Damon breaking into retail businesses in South KC?

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  10. "The Matrix" called, they want their look back!

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  11. If I had to describe what I think "cum guy" probably looks like....

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  12. He is cute. I will fuck him.

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  13. 2:32, wear lots of layers. I bet there are all sorts of traffic jams on his hershey highway.

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  14. I saw him dancing with Tony at Missie B's a couple of nights ago.

    What the heck is going on with that ?

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  15. That was Glazer you idiot.

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