KANSAS SEX TOY AUCTION CELEBRATION!!!

The political fallout of this bit of junk news isn't clear, but that doesn't stop pundits from passing blame across the aisle in this overwrought faux scandal regarding plastic in funny and sometimes useful shapes. State OKs sale of sex toys online to recoup tax losses

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  1. Anonymous9/25/14, 6:55 AM

    But they don't tell you that they are USED sex toys.

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  2. Anonymous9/25/14, 8:16 AM

    Money quote:
    “Brownback is so desperate to fill the massive hole in the state budget caused by his reckless income tax cuts that the state of Kansas is now in the porn business,” the Topeka legislator said. “This is the same governor whose supporters spent this past week attacking his opponent for a strip club incident.”

    He said "massive hole".

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  3. Anonymous9/25/14, 8:38 AM

    I will bid on one of those Brownbackistani vbrators if Sam the Sham will autograph it.

    And, if I can manage it, an autographed KKKris Kobach butt plug. Ideally also labelled "Se habla espanol."

    And an Opus Dei whip, I hope.

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  4. Anonymous9/25/14, 8:39 AM

    God made Republicans so we wouldn't have to laugh at ourselves.

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  5. Anonymous9/25/14, 8:50 AM

    Could Palin demo some products during her visit?

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  6. Anonymous9/25/14, 8:54 AM

    We would all be better off if they just gave these to all the uptight legislators.

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  7. Anonymous9/25/14, 9:12 AM

    Davis went to a strip club, BUT the State is hoping to sell a shitload of dildos. Makes perfect sense.

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  8. Anonymous9/25/14, 9:43 AM

    Could be hope for Kansas after all.

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  9. Anonymous9/25/14, 10:34 AM

    State of Kansas tells public, "Go f*ck yourself!"

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  10. Anonymous9/25/14, 11:50 AM

    Will they be offering giant quilted penises?

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  11. Anonymous9/25/14, 12:27 PM

    Wanna bet since Glazer is a gold carrying badge dude in Kansas he snitched this all out

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  12. Anonymous9/25/14, 2:00 PM

    Picture the new state flag.

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  13. Anonymous9/25/14, 5:20 PM

    New state motto:

    "To the stars through penetration."

    or maybe

    "Penetration through difficulty."

    or

    "Stick in it me NOW."

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  14. Anonymous9/25/14, 5:24 PM

    Call now for you chance to bid on a Kansas Double Dong. Picture of the governor on one end, Kris Kobach on the other. Fuck yourself two ways, but fuck yourself good! (batteries not included)

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  15. Anonymous9/25/14, 5:27 PM

    They have some Republican Rectum Relaxers that glow in the dark.

    (Mamie Eisenhower rolls over in grave)

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  16. Anonymous9/25/14, 5:31 PM

    Check this out:

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2573678/Would-YOU-E-spot-implant-Scientists-build-orgasm-machine-delivers-climax-push-button.html

    Wonder if Sam and Kris have any of these to sell?

    Real Republicans make lightning shoot out of their asses.

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  17. Anonymous9/25/14, 5:50 PM

    Wonder how many TKC posters will be there.

    Many no doubt. All with their pants on backwards.

    Sad faggots.

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