Lots of news coming up but we need to take a quick Kansas City McBreak to convey our McCondolences amid this McTragedy . . .
THE McDONALD'S ON THE KCK'S RAINBOW FAST FOOD LANE IS KAPUT!!!
This place is just a 5 minute drive from Westport and is a longtime local favorite . . . TKC grew up eating this wonderful McFare and that probably explains a lot. We recently cut back calories so that probably explains the demise of the local institution . . . Or maybe the thought of paying a fair wage sent the establishment into suicide mode . . . Then there's also the prospect that the public would be horrified knowing what 20+ years of fast food service looks like from the inside basement levels . . . Either way, we lament the passing of this purveyor of trans fats this morning.
More in a bit . . .
Shed a tear.
ReplyDeleteWeird. It's a goodish/OK-sorta location. Wonder wtf's up?
ReplyDeleteThat place did great business, what gives?
ReplyDeleteWe need, nay, we deserve answers on this matter.
It was dead to me when they removed the submarine themed decor.
ReplyDeleteEXCELLENT POINT!
ReplyDeleteNot that any Mickey D's is gourmet, but the last time we went through that location's drive thru, it took forever to get an order of fries and a couple of Cokes, and when we finally got them, the fries were cold and tasted like stale grease. And there were only a couple other cars in line. I'd guess it had to be bad management.
ReplyDeleteClosed because of the streetcar! Thanks a fucking lot, Sly-bama-mensa!
ReplyDeleteOr maybe violent TEEN FLASH MOBS!
Or old an busted SEWERS!
Or closed because people in cars are no free to try to hit people walking or faggots on bikes!
Maybe because of hipster/renter/coffee shop people!
This is just like Jim Crow! I hope Sherry DeJanes SAVES OUR MCDONALDS DRIVE BY! (Wait, did she illegally fence in part of the McD's parking lot? Cause if not she doesn't give a fuck)
Maybe Marsha Leren-cunt will demand that KCMO TURNON OUR FOUNTAIN (drinks), even though the business is in KCK!
I'm not worried though because Michael Bushnell and Bryan Stadler will make magical buses go to whatever McDonalds you want! Dan Coffee and PAt Touhey and Pat Ishmael will get their St Louis overlords to pay for it.
Friend, have you ever considered exorcism?
DeleteHave you were considered looking up the word "parody" in your amateur internet lawyer/transit expert/civil rights activist dictionary?
Deleteseriously fo real tho like i mean whatup?
ReplyDeleteIt's going to be rebuilt. They did the same thing in North Kansas City. Tear down the old building and rebuild.
ReplyDeleteThere's your answer.
Jesus. What five minutes of fact checking could do for you.
It all started when Ronald McDonald saw the Ferguson mess on TV.
ReplyDeleteAh yes...the McRib riots.
DeleteIt is a shitty location to get in and out of. Fucking traffic any way that you go.
ReplyDeleteI got caught turning hamburger buns into bagles, or donuts, depending on how swoll up my dick whistle was at the time.
ReplyDeleteMade my day.
DeleteYou people seriously regard it as a loss when a McDonald's gets turned into a fenced crater? WTF?
ReplyDeletedo you know how many times i went there drunk off my ass after westport? where am i to go now? i got the best bj's in that drive thru line!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteWHO wants a blow job????? I'm ready!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteHall's on Grand is opening their outlet store there, Hall's on Rainbow.
ReplyDeleteindeed the negros will become even more irritable when they cant get to that mcrib..probably burn the mofo down
ReplyDeleteNegros seem to have destroyed another business in their jungle.
ReplyDeleteFlying tree monkeys will fuck up a junk yard. Only good news, hopefully some of the hipsters that comment on TKC will be in the junk yard when the swarm of Hoodrattis Ferilis Urbanis strikes.
I never ate there and it appears like I never will.
ReplyDeleteI really want the drive through from the Polar Bear.
ReplyDeleteI really want Polar Bear to get his ass back to KC and replace Slyme!
ReplyDeleteBLACK FOLKS DESTROY THEIR OWN SHIT LIKE DUMB RETARDED ANIMALS AND THEN WANT FORGIVENESS AFTER. WHAT DUMB FUCKS. BUT LIKE THEY SAY "HEY IT AINT MY FAULT."
ReplyDeleteThey're just going to rebuild a new one in the same place. It was an outdated McD's building and the drive thru a mess.
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