Check out Retorts Illustrated with "El" Bryan Stalder wherein he clowns the plan to push another toy train scheme on Kansas City . . .
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Dear El Bryan,
ReplyDeleteHopefully this won't be a recurring nightmare! Get some rest.
Did you get started on your magical mystery bus system yet, Lie-an?
ReplyDeleteI heard Hairy DeSane and Can O'Coffee and Batshit Two-face are working hard on it already...
Hint: it's the same buses you already have, only with less funding!
No, actually I released a preliminary plan on Facebook and reddit.
ReplyDeleteEngineers and PhDs everywhere wait with baited breath for your chastainian napkin scratch.
DeleteReleasing it in Facebook! Hahahhahahahhahahahahahahah. Too fucking cute!
Wait until your bend new tea party friends get a load if it!
Hahahhahgahaha
We've got all year to discuss it and figure out what works for KC and what doesn't. SMARTKC can present an official plan after Russ Johnson is off of the transportation committee. You're welcome to make snarky anonymous comments about it, but we were asked for alternatives to streetcar and SMART KC is not prepared to commit to anything yet, but I provided early ideas. If the city wants to waste our money ignoring the voters and creating another TDD to get the Main Street extension, that's their prerogative.
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