My future ex-wife recently released another media blast that involves fewer interesting statements and far too much remorse given that her offense was splashing around in a pool and offering "favors" to randos she encountered.
Here's a round-up of Jessica McCoy public contrition that might be just as uncalled for as her initial drunken romp . . .
Des Moines Register: 'Fountain Lady' a year after dive: 'I'm not a bad person'
Pitch: Royals Fountain Lady says she'd like to return to Kauffman Stadium for a playoff game
KSHB: 'Fountain Lady' Jessica McCoy wants public to know she's more than her viral Kauffman Stadium video
More in a bit . . .
It takes 20 years to build a reputation and two minutes to destroy it.
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ReplyDeleteMy english not real good but how you say…I would not mind tapping that ass and suck them tits!
ReplyDeleteIf she had an agent she'd be queen of the stadium.
ReplyDeleteshaved or landing strip ?
ReplyDeleteShes better than anything Glazer has ever fucked
ReplyDeleteWe have decided that it is against the law to step foot in our fountain. Since we stuff KCPD's pockets we own them and they do what the hell we order them to do. What conflict of interest?
ReplyDelete"futrue ex-wife"?
ReplyDeleteHuh?
She's not looking quite as good as she did back then. Definately attainable Tony.
ReplyDeleteTypical American idiot.
ReplyDeleteGlad the media is covering such important news.
ReplyDeleteName one friggin quality that is appealing to any female.
ReplyDeletePurpose of this blog is to avoid those questions.
The ladies love me masthead!
ReplyDeleteThe ladies love me jizzenmast!
ReplyDeleteIt would not have been a big deal except the fountain is the reservoir for the soft drink carbonation tank. Took all season for the cheap arses at the stadium to cycle the cooties through your drinks
ReplyDeletePlain and simple, she's a skank. Stay in Iowa or wherever the hell your trailer is.
ReplyDeleteWhat a fucking bladder! Is this bitch worth even a discussion? Nah, just another fat, white bitch, looking for her fifteen minutes....
ReplyDeleteHa! The Sung Woo reference got me laughing good.
ReplyDeleteKnee pads
ReplyDeleteFlat head
Big ears
Toothless
No gag reflex
Wow, she's just like Byron!
Yes, Sung Woo - thank you for the best laugh I had all day! +10
ReplyDeleteI'd fuck her in the ass. Then cum all over her face and tits.
ReplyDeleteI'd STILL eat my own cum out of her ass!!!
ReplyDeleteHell I'm going to offer her a place to live. Bet that is some good pussy.
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