ELECTION WEEK AFTERMATH!!! CHECK THE CLAY COUNTY SLAPFIGHT BETWIXT JAY SWEARINGEN VS. JERRY NOLTE!!!
From the deep reaches of the Kansas City Northland, here's a somewhat interesting political battle and aftermath to this week's primary.
To wit . . .
CHECK ARTIST HATERATION AND HARDCORE JERRY NOLTE ATTACK FROM CLAY COUNTY DUDE JAY SWEARINGEN AMID HIS ONLINE ASK!!!
Speaking of unsolicited bulk e-mail... Check the Northland campaign note
Jay Swearingen: We Have An Opponent
On Tuesday, the campaign gods smiled on our race and gave us Jerry Nolte as our opponent in the General Election for Clay County Presiding Commissioner.
That's great news.
Jerry's Primary campaign was well-funded, but unprofessional and only barely effective. He won by the skin of his teeth thanks to the anti-Pam-Mason endorsements by all the local Clay County papers and the Kansas City Star; endorsements that will likely come my way in the fall.
Jerry is an artist from Gladstone, and his resume has only one item of note - eight years in the Missouri House of Representatives.
Some called him "No-Show Nolte" for missing nearly 250 votes in a single legislative session. But I think that moniker is unfair. Jerry made all the important votes, like voting to gut Medicaid at the direction of Gov. Matt Blunt, and voting for his own bill to decrease the minimum wage by overturning a minimum wage ballot initiative that was supported by more than 79% of your Clay County friends and neighbors.
My master of public administration degree, decade of experience working in municipalities and counties creating jobs, and 12 years in the U.S. military will set me apart from the far-right Jerry Nolte in the eyes of the voters.
But I have to have the financial resources necessary to communicate with voters how my experience and education have uniquely prepared me to be Clay County's next presiding commissioner. And I need your help to do that.
Please consider making a $25, $50 or $100 contribution to our campaign today.
Our campaign has purchased all the signs, letterhead and office supplies we will need through November. Now, every dollar we raise goes directly into our strategy of direct voter contact designed to compare my extensive experience with my opponents lack thereof.
A $25, $50 or $100 contribution from you today will help move this campaign closer to victory.
I can't be successful without you. Thank you in advance for your willingness to help.
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Can I suck his titties?
ReplyDeletemy GOD that is exciting BREAKING and EXCLUSIVE news my head is just about to explode over the ramifications of this uninteresting bullshit
ReplyDeletecounty commission races give me a boner a yard long
be sure to go check out tony's post on the Missouri City dogcatcher race
"My master of public administration degree, decade of experience working in municipalities and counties creating jobs, and 12 years in the U.S. military will set me apart from the far-right Jerry Nolte in the eyes of the voters.
ReplyDeleteBut I have to have the financial resources necessary to communicate with voters how my experience and education have uniquely prepared me to be Clay County's next presiding commissioner. And I need your help to do that."
Translation: I'm a poor braggart, who couldn't generate a good job for myself, so I'm asking others for their money!!!!
But he failed to state his views on unsolicited bulk e-mail!
ReplyDeleteWho cares....5 comments loser !
ReplyDeleteAnd no one likes the cut off his jib
ReplyDeleteI bet he could fuck me HARD!!!!
ReplyDeleteRemember, it was Nolte that saved FORD. Only Nolte, not Nixon or anybody else. The cartoonist from Gladstone also landed a job with a China outfit while he was chairman of the House International Trade Committee....byte on that u bastards...
ReplyDeleteEverything he said about that clown Nolte was true. Sounds like he's ready for a fight
ReplyDeleteNolte used terrible Robo calls for his campaign. is that like bulk mail or worse?
ReplyDeleteWorse!
ReplyDeleteThis guy is lucky he didn't have to take on Mason. Nolte will be an easy defeat
Jay is a suck-up to Dennis Moore in Kansas. At least Jerry is willing to fight for MO.
ReplyDeleteJerry would actually have to show up to fight
ReplyDelete11:15 robocalls are worse
ReplyDeleteJERRY! JERRY! JERRY!
ReplyDeleteThis guy has my vote. Best fundraising email ever.
ReplyDeleteIs this picture taken by the same photographer who took the Jared Campbell photo?
ReplyDeleteIf so, stop the motherfucker NOW! Shoot him! Burn the body and cast the ashes into a volcano.