Pending Kansas City taxpayer subsidized construction of a luxury living space tower The Jones - Power and Light District's Rooftop Pool is closed this summer.
To wit . . .
RIGHT NOW WE'RE OFFERING THE TOP 5 ALTERNATIVES FOR KANSAS CITY DENIZEN D-BAGS WHO MISS THE JONES POOL!!!
Illustrated with some of our favorite bathing bikini beauties, natch.
Here we go . . .
5. Take a shower with a hooker.
Same probability of contracting something without the long-term membership fee commitment.
4. Stand too close to a public urinal and endure the splash back.
3. Make A Game Of It: Try To Find Kansas City Ladies Only 30lbs Overweight.
2. Does It Really Matter Where You Have A Coke Party?
1. WOODSIDE!!!
New and improved suburban digs make "Club Woodside" the pool party place to be for some of the most horrible locals who still look better than everybody else.
TKC Aside . . . This is another hit for Dead Tree Media because the annual Jones Pool photo spread (ewwwww) is their most popular image gallery of the year and comprised at least a month worth of content for INK. Still, we all must make sacrifices to assure the profit margins for Cordish while City Hall hopes and prays the luxury tower scheme will finally pay off.
Developing . . .
Drinking and swimming don't mix. That is better advice TKC.
ReplyDeleteJermaine Reed, amirite?
ReplyDeleteWoodside or as know by the real people as the meat market.
ReplyDeleteWatching the sexy ass Polar Bear swimming and shagging with Nikkita would be hot...
ReplyDelete6. Remain utterly bitter about everything and continue to hate everyone and resent people with lives.
ReplyDeleteSounds like a plan!
ReplyDeleteTony is pretty funny every day.
ReplyDeleteMr Botello
ReplyDeletePlease stop mentioning Woodside. While you are at it, tell your muskrat wearing friend Craig Glazer to keep our name out of his mouth.
Woodside has gone down the tubes also appeals to the toupee, boob implant, borderline alcoholic and orange spray on tan crowd.
ReplyDeleteborderline alcoholic????? Thats funny
ReplyDeleteNow, that is some funny shiz. Ruined my phone by laughing and dropping it on the second to last reason.
ReplyDeleteFU TKC
This is a serious question because I did not know the Jones closed. Why did it close? Money problems? What happened?
ReplyDeleteJust like he said in the story. It's closed until they finish building the apartment tower that's next to it.
ReplyDeleteWoodside has always been very gay and now that
ReplyDeleteBalbonis Glazer hangs there, it's over the top gay.
Woodside is ruined every summer by the pool crowd. They dirty up the place.
ReplyDeletealso try to find a man w/o a beer belly..anywhere..
ReplyDeleteBelieve it or not Tony there are women in KC under 30 pounds overweight. They won't take a blogger though.
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