Kansas City's most prolific anti-crime activist once again has insight into a local crime before the rest of the media . . .
Check it:
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Standoff background . . .
As always, Mr. Washington's twitter feed proves to be a valuable anti-crime resource for both community and local media denizens.
Developing . . .
Yeah, I know how the media doesn't cover murders. Must be because they are racist. Wait a minute. Isn't Obama black? What a clown.
ReplyDeleteHere is a joke for Alonzo.
ReplyDeleteAn Italian guy gets a girl pregnant, but he is married. That said, he promises to take care of the baby until the baby is 18, but, because he doesn't want his wife to find out, he says she must move to Italy and raise the baby there.
She says fine, she will do it, but how will she let him know that the baby is born without anyone knowing.
He says, no problem, just send a post card with the word "Spaghetti" on it, and I will know to start sending money.
9 months later he comes home from work and his wife says, "Honey, I got a very strange postcard in the mail today."
He says, "No problem, give it to me, I will explain later". The wife said sure, gave him the card and watched her husband turn white and faint.
The card was written, "Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti! 3 with meatballs, 2 without, send extra sauce!"
Chuck,
ReplyDeleteAlonzo doesn't need any jokes.
He is one.
Tony? When you getting married?
ReplyDeleteGarbonzo luvs Garbonzo.
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ReplyDeleteZo has a ton of kids by a ton of mammas, so I thought he might think that joke was funny.
No?
Tony is probably far too smart to get married.
ReplyDeleteAlonzo doesn't care about Child Support, he is on the dole except when performing important work as a "Community Activist".
ReplyDeleteThis Alonzo Nigger, doesn't have "insight" into what he had for breakfast. What a dumb coon!
ReplyDeleteA photographer friend of mine was at a Libtard rally and photographed Radildoman and Moe Rayge.
ReplyDeleteThey look exactly the way we thought they would!
Alonzo Washington, well-known model of Harold Pener clothing, is announced establishment of a community activist training school. It will operate at the same location as his University of Diversity and the Negro Truck Driving School.
ReplyDeletePlease flush this loser so he can reunite with other turds.
ReplyDeleteI am having pain today. It is hard to stay positive or think of anything nice to say about this guy. At least he isn't taking credit for doing the police work. He isn't claiming he did the job himself and solved these murders. He's not hauling out dead children this week. He needs to take care of his family. Hard working men that bring home the bacon and provide for their own and their community (and then some) can throw all the stones they want. Its those glass houses that get in the way.
ReplyDeleteHere's a clue dude, please get a job. Men that work hard and take care of their kids are real crime fighters. There is no way you can raise 7 kids right with no job.
I have a friend who was one of 6. They lived on the big government. Her life wasn't that great. There was never enough of anything. Her section 8 houses were always an adventure. She was always open to eating at other people's houses. This girl became a catholic and gave up on the inner city type churches. She said the catholics would listen to her and made her feel like she mattered. She struggled not to drop out of highschool.For a while she lived at my house. She did graduate from college. We would take the bus everywhere together because she could never afford a car. You can say nasty things about catholics, but the catholics helped my friend. I'm not catholic but have seen how they help people. She got married at 23 which was too young in my opinion because I wanted to party at that age and not get married. She got breast cancer 2 years ago and passed away very quickly. When she was dying she kept talking about how hard it was to be from a big family. She didn't have any funny brady bunch type stories. She turned out better than any of her siblings. So, the point I am trying to make here, is big families are big projects and usually result in marginal to fair outcomes. When your kids are dying, do you want your kids to have memories of you being just okay or do you want to be a good-providing parent? Do you want your kids to be grown ups with skills and ingredients for success? If you don't get a job, you will be making useless people and repeating the cycle of welfare and poverty. You can do better. You know you can. I'm not going to say being a dad is easy, but I don't think you have much of dream to create and maintain a better life. You gotta try dude. The crime fighting thing is a 1/8 time hobby, not a job.
Please get a job dude. You have transferrable skills.
Yeah, like stealing, stinking, lying, etc, etc...
ReplyDeleteLOL.....not again. The love fest continues.
ReplyDeleteI wish you honkies would cut Brother Alonzo some slack. Like Jesus be saying “Ye without sin, don’t get stoned. So he has children outside the bounds of holy alimony but that shows what a loving man he is and he wants to give to the community, the love he gives these sisters so he wants to do to the public what he does to his baby mommas. He wants to fornicate and pontificate his community from one of weakness to one of strength. As many times has he has taken a missionary position he ought to be ordained the Reverend Alonzo and join the great company of Reverends Jesse and Al. Do I hear an Amen?
ReplyDeleteReverend Doctor Bishop Kingfish Jackson, Jr. III for Mayor!
ReplyDeleteThank you for your support Brother, but I cannot run against Brother Sly. He has taken a strong missionary position on Kansas City and he is as a lawyer a doctor too since he got that JD degree they give you when you articulate through law school, you know a Doctor of Jewsuseprudence that they give lawyers. Kingfish cannot turn against a brother and a doctor and a strong believer in the missionary position in politics. I will put an IOU in the collection plate to Jesus for you.
ReplyDeleteTony: "Whaddya got for me KCcrimefighter?"
ReplyDeleteZo: "Just the tip"
10:53 eww and bad
ReplyDelete10:53 eww and bad
ReplyDeleteI love you polar bear
ReplyDeleteI know what pink ties mean. You won't ever love me back because I'm not a white bear.
You would throw me away and use me because of the color of my fur. I still need and want you in my life, I just wish our relationship was less like roots and more like do the right thing.
Or so I've read.
Tony and Alonzo play hide and go get it with eachother.
ReplyDeleteTony has a pet snake, he keeps it in Alonzo's pants.
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