KCTV5 and probably (sadly) reports what is the most captivating crime story of the day: Five teenagers have been charged with trespassing and theft after they reportedly stole a goat from an Overland Park farmstead.
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Did they fuck it?
ReplyDeleteDoesn't that just get your goat?
ReplyDeleteGoat fucking little heathens !
ReplyDeleteLock the little perverted bitches up and let them get bung holed.
Did they find any Mexican DNA in it?
ReplyDeleteThought my Big Mac tasted a little gamy.
ReplyDeleteIn other news today Ronald McDonald said that a goat turned up at the Kansas City McDonald location begging for asylum. According to the restaurant manager the goat was arrived at the McDonald’s claiming mayor sly was out to screw him like he has everyone else in Kansas City. The goat was particularly concerned that he might loose his ass.
ReplyDeleteMore like "loosen his ass" but I kid, I kid.
ReplyDeletePun very much intended.
It was just trying to escape from Byron.
ReplyDeleteIt's sad, I thought I'd be the first to make a goat fucking comment
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