Kansas City Scholars Don't Like First Lady Michelle Obama Healthy School Lunches

KCUR informs us of yet another lesson in White House unintended consequences: Menu Changes Mean Fewer Kansas City Kids Are Buying Lunch At School

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  1. hulk's daughters have a couple of fat years and they go about starving the whole country into Kale-submission.

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  2. The Feds want to RULE every last move you ever make.

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  3. Make all those tubby bitches switch to turkey corndogs

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  4. Michelle said: let them eat cake. And by the way pass me some of them ribs and some of that tater salad over there.
    Washed down with a 32 oz Bloomberg supersized sodie pop.

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  5. ....from a fly on an upstairs White House wall


    Michelle: Barack, you've got to do something! The kids in this country are turning against my school lunch initiative. And pass the fried chicken too.

    Barack: I'VE got to do something? Hey bitch, I'm a little preoccupied with taking over health care, raising taxes on everything, killing jobs in this country, keeping the wars going, protecting my Wall Street buds, the midterm elections, wide-open borders, and paving the way for Hillary in 2016. Excuse me! And save some of those fries for me, by the way.

    Michelle: Oh, you've always been a whiner Barry! I'm only asking for a Presidential signing statement to force the public schools to follow my food guidelines, it's not like the kids aren't fat. Pass me the fried shrimp please.

    Barack: Uh, speaking of fat, I've noticed you've been packing on the pounds yourself there chubby. Do we have any of that Ben & Jerry's left in the freezer?

    Michelle: Barack HUSSEIN!!! You're a terrible little faggot and I hate you! (abruptly gets up from table and exits dining room in tears)

    Barack: ....(mumbles to himself as he lights a cigarette)...I might have to order a drone strike on that bitch.


    ....until next time....this has been another episode of "All In The First Family"

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  6. 12:53 PM Genious...Bravo

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  7. yah right that half white, twofer acting ivy league 'black' would eat fried chicken. Maybe a leg with a knife and fork.

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  8. yah right that half white, twofer acting ivy league 'black' would eat fried chicken. Maybe a leg with a knife and fork.

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  9. yah right that half white, twofer acting ivy league 'black' would eat fried chicken. Maybe a leg with a knife and fork.

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  10. yah right that half white, twofer acting ivy league 'black' would eat fried chicken. Maybe a leg with a knife and fork.

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