A lot of local douches will be watching the big game in order to up already overwhelming triglyceride counts and push cholesterol numbers over the top while enjoying the best commercials that everybody already watched on the Internets.
Admittedly, I'm interested in the Burno Mars halftime show but only because Filipino is as close to Latino as this game will get . . .
Here's a few local Super Bowl topics to consider . . .
- Police Won't Be Playing Around Tonight And There's Already A Drug Crackdown In Effect
- Kansas City Could One Day Host A Super Bowl And That's The Closest It'll Ever Get TO This Town.
- The Kansas City Chiefs Are On Record Making A Loser's Promise And Saying They'll Do Just As Well If Not Better Next Season . . . Sadly, they won't have the same EASY SCHEDULE which as the key to success this year and the reality is that the team didn't belong in the playoffs this year.
Other than that . . .
The Super Bowl is mostly good for Sex Trafficking . . .
Fox News: Super Bowl a 'sex-trafficking magnet' but entertainment world silent about abuse of women
And child abuse . . .
NBC Action News: Pediatrician warns parents of expected increase in child abuse surrounding Super Bowl
So, enjoy the game . . . And . . . One last thing . . . Don't remember that this year a Broncos win will also embarrass Kansas City football fans and serve as a reminder that this town hasn't had a real quarterback since Len Dawson.
Enjoy the game . . . D-Bags.
So, I take it that you didn't get invited to a party. Sorry TKC.
ReplyDeleteFuck a Super Bowl party most people won't eat as well as me and the little lady are so fuck sharing it.
ReplyDeleteI never watch this crap.
ReplyDeleteNice excuse for Tony to do nothing for the rest of the night.
ReplyDeleteJust checking in to see if people are slandering and belittling me.
ReplyDeleteAgree with the Zzzzzzzzzzzzz guy on this one.
ReplyDeletescrew u pauly. Did you change shorts this week?
ReplyDeleteStupid Bowl XLVIII
ReplyDeleteTonys Mom made special football cupcakes.
ReplyDeleteMost people don't want to be reminded that the big game is supported by a lot of human misery. It really is a carnival of human destruction. And nobody wants to realize that it can't go on forever. The sex traffiking is just part of the the equation of misery that comprises the big game.
ReplyDeletePeyton is getting his ass handed to him. 22 nothing. LOSER
ReplyDeleteAmerica the beautiful my ASS.
ReplyDeleteWorst Super Bowl ever....Donkeys suck, Manning sucks, commercials suck....only good one was the Bull getting laid. I thought of Byron chasing Flint Locks sheep when it came on......lol. That's as close as TKC comes to Super Bowl.
ReplyDeletesuper bowl is just a big commercial.
ReplyDeleteDamn what a gay fucking halftime and I mean gay
ReplyDeleteAll they need is Bieber on the stage as well
ReplyDeleteWasn't for the drummer show would suck LOL I bet they do suck one another after the show.
ReplyDeleteWTF is this halftime shit come on people
ReplyDeleteHere's to Tony's ignorance. Bruno Mars isn't his real name. He was born Peter Gene Hernandez. He is half Filipino and half Puerto Rican.
ReplyDeleteGos forbid if Tony would do any research before commenting.
Wasn't that what Tony said?
ReplyDeletedon't care.
Bruno Mars just won the Super Bowl.
What a bitchin' pic of #16! Nice job, Tony.
ReplyDeleteGO HAWKS.
ReplyDeletePercy. Just slapped him real bad!
M-F'er, KCPL just came by and cut the power off to my Dogloo. Now I have to chain my dogs to my Mercedes so they don't bite the meter guy when he brings my meter back. And I had just power washed and waxed the Dogloo.
ReplyDeletePeyton is done, he is to shell shock to continue this game.
ReplyDeleteMy dog has a heated igloo so your point dipshit?
ReplyDeleteMan, 4 million bucks a half minute for ads. I would be pissed that everybody is in bed by 8:00.
ReplyDeleteByron has Denver + 10. Not a bad pick . House money! Yours, mine etc. Dumb lazy Bat Shit Crazy bastard.
ReplyDeleteTKC's loser Glazer picked Denver to win. Ha, shows what that asshole really knows.
ReplyDeleteI hope that by the time the game ends Denver has some ass left or the Seahawks wont have anything to hand them.
ReplyDeleteBest super bowl ever. FU KC!
ReplyDeleteThis is the saddest super bowl party ever.
ReplyDeleteDenver, Could of, Should of, But fucking choked, GD ain't karma a bitch.
ReplyDeleteWrong 7:55 Glazer took hawks and the under on a tease. Pussy bet but he won. Bottom line he is a pussy name dropper that got run out of LA.
ReplyDeleteHe'd fuck u up.
ReplyDeleteNo, Glazer been saying Denver would win and they didn't, fuck his pussy bets that nobody knows rather he did place or not.
ReplyDeleteI'd buy that for a dollar!
ReplyDeleteI spent the stupid bowl with Tony and I lost.
ReplyDeleteFox 4 reporting on Super Bowl "SEX". If it's on Fox 4 it's about sex and probably made up.
ReplyDeleteWho is the Douche Bag that keeps posting he has a "heated Dogloo"? Dude, your a sick fuck. Sounds like you got your shit handed back to you. Oh yeah. You did.
ReplyDeleteThat was reefer Len was toking on. Nobody holds a cigarette like that in the Midwest. Only a joint is held like that.
ReplyDelete8:24 have you always been this stupid?
ReplyDeleteIt rather concerns me sometimes about the number of ill informed people who post things now days. Many times they have no facts to back what they are saying such as Byron does. Least chuck and some others posts links to prove their case. Now a bunch of douche bags are saying us who have heated pads in our dog houses are sick fucks and what not. These have to be the lame brained ones who think the street car will save Kansas City and voted for Sly thinking the same. My transfer comes in May and thank God I'm to hell out of this cesspool.
ReplyDeleteI had no idea Len was ever that HOT! Woof!
ReplyDeletelolz after looking closer at the picture I do believe 9:14 is right.
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