A raging storm front coming this way might soon drop it's snowy white load all over Kansas City.
RFT is more clever with their analysis:
Hilariously Shaped Winter Storm Could Penetrate Midwest, Make Things Slippery
Sadly, Katie Horner isn't around to panic over the shape and size of this thing headed our way . . . So now we're gonna have to decide to watch Erin Little sneak seductive smiles @ the camera during the deluge or stick with Kalee Dionne cuteness as she handles this massive tempest.
Either way . . . Kansas City has already given up on snow removal so all of Kansas City will probably be forced to grab ankle and wait for someone to dig them out . . . If that kind of thing is your bag, baby.
I don't know if I'm the only one that can actually see 90% of any precipitation will be 200 miles south of KC. But Tony will have to drive a few hours to suck on his dick storm.
ReplyDeleteewwwwwwww.
ReplyDeleteRight. "The city has given up on snow removal" because they announced what has been the standard practice in this and every other city -- that cul-de-sacs and dead-end streets come last.
ReplyDeleteTony, instead of blaming the city for snow falling on its streets, tell us what the ideal snow removal system looks like in the World of Tony, and then tell us how much it would cost to provide it.
You dont get it.
DeleteThe ideal ANYTHING to Tony looks like a long pink, erect DICK thats ready to drop a LOAD!
Tony, maybe you can live stream Katie from her gig in St. Louis-- I was there last weekend for the HS football championships and saw her doing the weather there.
ReplyDeleteTony.. Im Iyanla Vanzant, and Im here ta FIX YA LIFE...
ReplyDeleteAnd the best way to do that is ta drum up all ya STRUUUNTH, and COME OUTTA THE CLOSET!!!!
HallelUUUYAH!!!
It must be painful to have ta bottle all those homosekshaal feelings and only have it manifest in seeing BIG, PINK, ERECT PHALLUS SHAPED STORM FRONTS that aint nowhere NEAR ya hometown, the town you dint have enough BRAINS, TALENT or AMBITION enough to BREAK FREE FROM!!! HalleLUYAH!!!
So, ya know whacha haf ta DO! Ya need ta move ta San Francisco...
That weather makes me feel funny.
ReplyDelete7:19 the ideal snow removal system would be the ones used by almost every other city in the metro and it could be paid for 50 years with the funds spent on the toy train.
ReplyDeleteThe link was funny in the pants. Joyless TKC readers not so much.
ReplyDeletePriapically prosaic 3rd grade humor.
ReplyDeleteI like it.
7:45, you apparently don't get out to other cities in the metro very often. Try Lee's Summit. Days after the last snow storm, their residential streets were still snowpacked and frozen over, long after KC residential streets had been cleared.
ReplyDeleteYou might also try educating yourself about how many lane miles Kansas City has compared to "other cities."
And instead of just talking in generalities, tell us which city does a better job than KC, how they do it, and what it would cost to do that here.
And please be specific. I want to know how many trucks and personnel they dedicate per lane mile, how much salt and sand mix they purchase in advance per lane mile, and what their budget is per lane mile for snow removal.
Oh, and one more thing. I would also like to know the name of the city that puts the same priority on cul-de-sacs and dead-ends that they do on residential through streets.
ReplyDeleteOmaha, Nebraska knows how to clean their streets. I was up there one year and a blizzard came through. Looked as if the snow missed the streets entirely.
ReplyDeleteIf this blog was Tony's Omaha and he lived there, he'd do the same bitching about snow removal.
ReplyDeleteI lived in Omaha, and their snow removal plan is basically the same: concentrate on "designated snow routes" first, make one pass on residential streets, and get to the cul-de-sacs and dead end streets last. Then come back and clean up the rest.
+1 7:57
ReplyDeleteIt could be slippery so don't go out without your rubbers.
ReplyDeleteThat is quite a front but I bet Katie has seen and handled bigger fronts.
I would love to see Kaylee Dion bend over and take that multi state storm up the ass.....
ReplyDelete8:14 brings up a good point.
ReplyDeleteKCMO is too big and spread out....KCI up north, all the way south to the 150 Highway zone.
Time to shrink and consolidate services.
Does this weather graphic have something to do with a Sam Champion going away party?
ReplyDeleteIt ain't gonna snow.
ReplyDeleteDude.Name it Tropical Storm Dildo!
ReplyDeleteThere's a lot of people in this comment section that should try a dildo up their ass.
ReplyDeleteThis post and these comments ...too funny. Only Tony would look at that and see a penis storm.
ReplyDeleteIt will be a penis storm if your lucky!
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