Animal rights activists weigh in with their recommendation to one of many crappy situations on the Plaza . . .
KCTV5: Geese Police a PETA-approved method to deal with geese around Plaza
TKC Thought . . . Maybe flash mobbers and teen curfew breakers could be assigned to clean-up goose poop and perform Kansas City a vital service along with garner jobs skills for the new economy. Problem(s) solved!!!
Make the niggers believe that goose shit is valuable and they'll steal it! Problem solved.
ReplyDeleteThe truth about PETA from cracked.com
ReplyDeleteYou likely know PETA as that "activist" organization that seems more interested in raising a media brouhaha than affecting change. They're always convincing celebrities to strip naked for their posters or releasing dunderheaded Super Mario Bros. and Pokemon knockoffs in order to make labored points about perceived animal abuse in fictional video games. Sure, PETA may be naively gung-ho about animal rights, but they're not actually bad guys, right?
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Nah, they seem above board.
Well ... there's the fact that PETA is, and always has been, about killing animals. In 2011, their headquarters -- an animal shelter in Norfolk, Virginia -- killed 95 percent of the animals they took under their care (a combined 1,965 cats and dogs), whereas most other shelters only euthanize about 35 percent. They kill so many animals that they were almost denied the title of "shelter" and forced to call themselves a "euthanasia clinic." (College Application Pro Tip: Don't include "euthanasia clinic" on your list of extracurriculars.)
We understand that there is a practical limit to how many animals you can help and that, for some animals, euthanasia is a tragic necessity. But it's hard to take seriously PETA's claim that they're killing animals as "an act of love" when they've been sued for taking lost pets and adoptable puppies and kittens from shelters, killing them, and then dumping their bodies in a dumpster. But hey, at least they're not in cages anymore, right?
"No, we prefer cages to gruesome death."
Why in the pluperfect hell are they doing that? Well, their official stance on the issue of pets is that "it would have been in the animal's best interest if the institution of pet keeping [...] never existed." All breeds of animals that have specifically evolved to cohabitate with humans should not, in their view, be alive.
And just to prove that they have their own special caboose on this ethical crazy train, we should probably point out that PETA opposes a drug that is proven effective in treating cancer in humans because, like all drugs, it was first tested on animals. So PETA's fine with killing animals with they're taking up too much room in their shelters -- because that's just a harsh reality -- but you want drugs for someone in your family dying of cancer? What are you, some kind of monster?
4:02, ROFLMAO!!!
ReplyDeleteIf it was against the law to feed geese, they WOULD migrate, and this problem wouldn't be happening. It's in almost every KC Metro city park. A goose will shit as much as a human, and just anywhere he wants to. If the touchy-feely types wouldn't feed geese, they'd go away for the most part.
ReplyDeleteyea, stop watering golf courses and they'll go away
ReplyDeleteI'll tell ya how to fix the goose poop problem. Have those ass wipes at PETA spend six months cleaning it up and you won't hear a peep out of them after that.
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