THEY say that vegan food is supposed to not only promote better health but also contribute to a "cruelty-free" and positive mental outlook.
To wit . . .
IT'S IMPORTANT TO TAKE NOTE OF A SLAP-FIGHT EMERGING BETWIXT TWO KANSAS CITY VEGAN RESTAURANTS!!!
Let's get more specific . . .
THERE'S A KANSAS CITY VEGAN SMACKDOWN COMING SOON THAT PITS CROSSROADS CAFE GRATITUDE VS. THE WESTSIDE FÜD RESTAURANT!!!
TKC can't pick a side here because the fare at both places kinda tastes like lawn clippings. However, because FÜD is a Westside biz . . . I'll give them the advantage, also I heard their vegan brownies were worth a try for those without a fully functioning liver.
Anyhoo . . . Let's drill down even deeper into this "green" catfight . . .
First, the FÜD restaurant fires off the opening salvo . . .
"I've been thinking all day about how to handle a volatile situation that involves damaging gossip, business and ethics. It's really weird when it's coming from a place that professes a "positive" way of thinking. ugh."
And then . . . Cafe Gratitude responds with a bit of faux graciousness . . .
"If you're referring to me or Cafe Gratitude, I'd love to talk with you. I've been hearing odd things over here as well and it seems like there is some misunderstanding and gossip happening that at least isn't true from this end. I only wish you and Fud well and would love to clear up anything with you. I have the best of intentions over here! If this message is referring to me, please private message me and let's set up a time to talk! Love, GRATEFUL LADY"
And so . . .
WE'RE COUNTING ON THESE VEGAN KANSAS CITY LADY RESTAURANT VIXENS TO TOTALLY GET RAW WITH ONE ANOTHER!!!
And now my conscience kicks in . . . There has been too much violence in Kansas City as of late. And while the prospect of a lady vegan food fight is both thrilling and low calorie . . . I don't want to promote conflict.
Accordingly, I'm offering KICK-ASS TKC MEDIATION to both of these ladies in the interest of keeping the peace betwixt rabbit food purveyors. Let's work this all out over burgers and fries at one of the many fast food places TKC frequents. It's my hope we can resolve this situation so everyone feels comfortable eating out in Kansas City.
Developing . . .
You're an idiot.
ReplyDeletewho de monkey on de macdonald's cup?????
ReplyDeleteNword guy only eats microwave pot pie.
ReplyDeleteI would like a steak, please
ReplyDeletekant magine eatin dat monkey pie butt we niggas LUV dat big ol fat ass!!! yas sah!!!!
ReplyDeleteDelete this fuck TKC. He's not even making sense any more. Just begging for attention.
ReplyDeleteTony trying to get laid again.....
ReplyDeleteSeems like he's clowning both ladies. So I doubt it's going to work. Sorry T.
ReplyDeleteAgree with the 1st commenter. YOU ARE AN IDIOT TKC!
ReplyDeleteWhat you call a "slapfight" is nothing more than an honest disagreement between two restauranteurs.
Yes, there is gossip among restaurants that sometime compete for the same business but that's to be expected. What is NOT helping the situation is when some jerk uses it for blog fodder and tries to make the situation seem salacious. That's not good business TKC and it's one of the reasons that I hate it when my friends talk about your blog as "funny" I always correct them and say it's not funny, it's bad for our city's reputation.
6:14
ReplyDeleteBullshit, that is hilarious stuff.
Mediate over a burger and some fries? Heh, heh...
Gimme a break, sheesh...
The rabbit food line cracked me up. Pretty much hit the nail on the head with all of these hole in the wall veggie restaurants.
ReplyDeleteweirdos all of you.
ReplyDelete6:14 - no one forced Heidi to post publicly or the other woman to respond publicly.
ReplyDeleteyou only briefly mentioned it tkc, but this little spat is more proof that vegans can be just as petty as the rest of the populace who don't subscribe to their twisted no taste philosophy.
ReplyDeleteTony needs to give them each a little tube steak.
ReplyDeleteDA VEGAN DAWGS ARE JUST BAR-S, Yo
ReplyDeleteTheres a reason.we have FORWARD FACING EYES and INCISORS...
ReplyDeletei want these ladies to make the best use of a good sized cucumber!
ReplyDelete5:58, Hahahahaha i be rubbin ma stinky but hol on yo balding hed muthafuk. yo de pussy boi needin sum attenshun nigga!
ReplyDeleteI've been vegan for 25 years and consider it one of the best decisions of my life. Here's a video to help everyone understand why so many people are making this life affirming choice and why the number of vegans has doubled in the US in less than 3 years.: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fKr4HZ7ukSE
ReplyDeleteAlso, here's a link to make the transition yourself: 21-Day Vegan Kickstart http://www.pcrm.org/health/diets/kickstart/kickstart-programs
Boring!
ReplyDeleteMcDouble for a dollar. and nott be hungry for 4 hours. Pay these vegetable whores big bucks for rabbit food you can fix at home for pennies. McDouble only twice a month tho.
ReplyDelete"vegtable whores"
ReplyDeleteL-O-Fucking-L!
Just the thought of MOOchelle as the First Lady makes me ill.
ReplyDeleteniggers, they've taken over.
ReplyDeletedat monkey look mad! why you mad tho????
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