TKC CONCLUSION: PLEASE SHOW MERCY TO KANSAS CITY ROYALS FOUNTAIN FROLICKING PARTY GIRL JESSICA McCOY!!!
We've blogged this topic extensively and there's really not much else to note on the topic other than angst from newsies and pundits who either missed the party or want to play judge . . .
To wit . . .
KANSAS CITY ROYALS FROLICKING FOUNTAIN PARTY CHICK JESSICA McCOY DESERVES A PASS!!!
This is an unpopular stance but never let it be said that TKC didn't take the side of some hottie white broad in her time of need.
Don't argue about equality or disparity under the law . . . We all know that if it was a person of color playing in the fountains @ the K they would have been shot and killed by a vigilante and backed up by "stand your ground" laws.
But a harsh penalty for this gal isn't going to curb our horrific Kansas City murder rate and your joke about a "stiff sentence" is better than mine . . .
But I digress . . .
Here's the important part . . .
KANSAS CITY SHOULDN'T BE A PLACE WHERE WE ENCOURAGE A CRACKDOWN ON HOTTIE PARTY GIRLS TO SATISFY THE SEXUAL FRUSTRATIONS OF PUNDITS AND INTERNETS COMMENTERS!!!
Call TKC an optimist . . . But someday I hope to party with Jessica McCoy or one of the many generic Midwestern, drunken hotties who also have little to no impulse control when downing designer margaritas. One is just the same as the other if my cruel and tall white guy friends in college can be believed.
In other words . . .
CRACKDOWN ON JESSICA McCOY AND YOU'RE CRACKING DOWN ON FUN IN KANSAS CITY!!!
In all seriousness (not really) the argument to throw the book at this broad seems to be a personal issue with most people and reveals their attitude toward good times. Meanwhile, TKC supports party girl tendencies and only offers a bit of a warning that getting blackout drunk @ 25 years-old isn't a good sign of things to come . . . But since 25 is pretty much the expiration date on all party girls . . . That's a problem/baggage for her steady middle-management boyfriend to deal with when she finally settles down in her 30s or 30lbs upward from this point.
Back on topic . . .
FREE JESSICA McCOY!!!
And maybe realize that encouraging party girls represents the end game of so much eco-devo and tourism hype touted by Mayor Sly and the City Council . . . So, if we're going sacrifice infrastructure and public safety for the sake of development . . . We might as well have a good time on our not so long journey toward Kansas City bankruptcy.
You will not get a date.
ReplyDeleteLet it go.
What's the matter, Tony? Toni Bones no longer returning your phone calls?
ReplyDeleteNo, Tony. We can't have one set of laws for chicks you find "hot" and another set for everybody else.
This "hottie party girl" deserves and will probably get the same sentence as anybody else caught in the fountains or running onto the fields.
And the Royals don't take such things lightly, even from "hottie party girls".
@8:40 can't get his dick hard.
ReplyDeleteI begrudgingly see your point TKC.
No, I can't with an overweight, falling down drunk skank.
ReplyDeleteBut hey, if that turns you on because you've run out of fantasies of sex with a sober woman, so be it. Dream about all the drunk skanks you want. You still ain't gonna get any.
Excellent point. She's not that hot.
ReplyDeleteSend her to jail!
Tony, honestly I have to agree. It was a stupid (and dangerous) decision on her part and I think she learned her lesson judging by her embarrassment when WDAF tried to get an interview. Leave the corn-fed, white girl alone. Stupid Yael should stop blowing things out of proportion in order to maintain his columnist spot at the Czar. They're making it into the cowtown equivalent of Trayvon and George. She is very lucky she didn't seriously injure or possibly kill herself in that fountain. She was wearing freaking flip-flops and could have slipped and fell.
ReplyDeleteI think someone needs to make a Facebook fan page for her. Ill pregame at the K with her for sure. A lot of people in KC think it was great entertainment!
ReplyDeleteWith all the crap that politicians get away with in this town/metro, give this gal a break. She's lucky she didn't get hurt; slap her on the hand, and move on.
ReplyDeleteLet her go! Let her go!
ReplyDeleteThe real crime is that the Royals hire off duty cops at ridiculous rates to go out to the stadium and police like this. Damn How 'bout the Royals give a few million to the city to help go after violent crime. A freaking cub scout can handle a boozed up heifer in a watter fountain. It doesn't tale a half dozen overpaid cops. ...and then the mayor gets up and preaches priorities...fuck SLy!
ReplyDeleteHer home town paper has the story running too. Can you imagine driving back to your home city with everyone talking about you? I feel bad in a way for her. Its not like she assaulted anyone. I just wish I was there that night to see her go mardi gras for some beads to some guys taking pictures.
ReplyDeleteThe Judge should make her just pay a fine, and let the humiliation be the punishment.
The examples of our national insanity are almost too vast to document. Once in a while though someone stands out and the idiocracy that has engulfed our collapsing empire is put on full display.
ReplyDeleteShe gets down!
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She's the perfect role model for young straights in America.
ReplyDeleteJustice for Jessica! Make sure you wear your Royals shirts and flip flops to show support!
ReplyDeleteCmon someone needs to make a Facebook fan page called "Fountain mom" or "Royals Fountain Girl" but not be a jerk about it. Make it a party page, and as a way to check out pre game parking lot parties going on.
I agree. We should glorify and worship the stupidest and dumbest our country has to offer.
ReplyDeleteIts just entertainment, not a big deal 10:59
ReplyDeleteKansas City's own, personal party pig!! Oink young lady, oink!!
ReplyDeleteLol from her FB before the Royals thing went down:
ReplyDeleteALL BE DAMNED if I'm going to let you DISGRACE my name because of some jealous Bitches!! I worked my ass off for you and now you've fucked it all up! As for you catty bitches...I will find a BETTER job because I am BEAUTIFUL, KIND, INTELLIGENT, HARD WORKING, and I don't put up with ANY SHIT!! And I will ALWAYS be BETTER THAN YOU!!!
Why am I not surprised.
ReplyDeleteHer sister is way hotter, but has a kid.
ReplyDeleteA person of color would never get in that deep of water unless they were making am illegal crossing or harper bait.
ReplyDeleteGator bait.
ReplyDeleteI would fuck her in the ass
ReplyDeleteNote to: "ever see a black swimmer in the olympics?"
ReplyDeleteGo look up Cullen Jones, two-time silver medalist and world record holder in the 4X100 relay.
Then come back here and apologize to the forum for being both ignorant and stupid.
At 25, she's still 'young & dumb'. Cut her some slack. Barring her from the stadium in the future is all that needs to be done. She's not really a criminal, just got drunk. You might consider not selling beer at the stadium ...
ReplyDeleteShe can drunk dial me anyday
ReplyDeleteAt 25, she's old enough to know better, and old enough to accept the consequences.
ReplyDeleteWhatever the sentence is for this infraction, that is what she will get, no more no less.
And no slack for being a "hottie" or "young and dumb."
There comes a time when people should grow up. That should occur somewhere around if not before 25, don't you think?
Well you would think people would grow up by 25, but then again look at the congressmen and women we have running the country.
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I was going to protest outside of the jail, but my cardboard sign wasn't long enough for me to spell out "JUSTICE FOR MUFFIN-TOP."
ReplyDeleteSo I went home and ate some snack cakes.
I bet the guy who was planning on getting some that night from her was pissed that she screwed up his plans.
ReplyDeleteIf she was offering services to police, imagine what that guy would have gotten when they got back to the hotel room!
FIRST: There are a few of these fountain incidents every season. Why the hell don't the Royals put up a fence or whatever to block access to the freaking fountain? Problem solved! Am I the ONLY one who's thought of this??
ReplyDeleteSECOND: Wow...a fan had too much to drink and got a little out of control. That's NEVER happened at a Royals/Chiefs game before. I'll take "Jumpin' Jessica" over "Foul Mouthed, Obnoxious SOB who spills their beer all over the place" any day of the week.
THIRD: Any woman who can look that decent in a mug shot after a hard night of drinking and getting busted by the cops is OK by me!
Probably never saw a nigger Nascar driver either...Have you?
ReplyDeleteSure, happens every year at Chiefs/Royals games. And every time, the perp is arrested and prosecuted.
ReplyDeleteDo Iowa blimps deserve a pass?
haha send her to jail sorry that girls with balls know how to have fun get over it! wahh someone did absolutely nothing to anyone there lets lock her up! you sound like and uneducated ignorant fuck! u dont know her guess what i do so quit talking shit you boring ass!the royals enjoyed it so if they know how to let loose then maybe you should learn
ReplyDelete-sincerely her cousin
ALSO SHE IS NOT A MOTHER ! SHOWS HOW MUCH BULLSHIT YOU READ ONLINE!!!!! BODDA BING BODDA BOOOOOOM!
ReplyDeleteBy all means, "sara". Drunken Iowa skanks who are rapidly gaining weight should always be exempt from prosecution.
ReplyDeleteAnd especially since they are too dumb to read signs warning them of the consequences, and so damn dumb they'll do it anyway in front of 21,000 witnesses, all armed with cellphone video cams, and the cops.
I'd be in favor of locking her up for life just to keep that much of your family's horrendous gene pool from reaching another generation.
Real bunch of winners there.
By the way, Isn't Des Moines the place where hillbillies and their skanks go when they get kicked out of the Ozarks for being too stupid?
Nice try Sheriff
ReplyDeleteYour the idiot here talk about dumb is someone categorizing a whole town of people as hillbilly skanks. Also talk abouta bad fucking gene pool I feel bad for your mother giving birth to such a uptight bitch with the worst views ive ever heard and umm idk if ur blind but she was also fuckin drunk n obviously could care less about the fucking sign I hope u have fun with ur life of folloeing the fucking "rules" and not getting drunk at a baseball games. So lets talk shit about everyday life she just happened to get caught. Unless ur virgin fucking mary tell me you havent dome anything blackedout and wasted. Well good for u keep her in jail make YPUR tax money pay for her stay ur a FUCKING IDIOT! SO on that note fuckyourself;)
ReplyDeleteShe looks a little like that hot mama in Arnold Swarzenegger's Terminator movie, played by Linda Hamilton.
ReplyDeleteHey sarah, hook me up!
ReplyDeleteSara, please explain to your cousin that only alcoholics have blackouts, & that it really is possible to have a good time without drinking.
ReplyDeleteJudging by the commenters on this blog, I say that Kansas City has a lot of stupid hillbillies.
Actually people wwho DONT usually drink have blackouts quit talking like you kno ANYTHING because you sound ignorant!!
ReplyDeleteSorry thought u were someone else commenting lol but the first half of what I wrote is true!
ReplyDeleteSara, if you and Jessica are like the rest of your foul-mouthed family, then please stay in the paradise that is Des Moines and don't pollute Kansas City any more.
ReplyDeleteBy the way, does anyone know why that fountain is suddenly filled with fleas and crabs?
Ya miss 136 and foul mouth sorry I didnt know u were twelve andu wanna talk shit about a whole town of people with doctors nurses taxi drivers elderly children n college goers n ect as "polluting kansas city maybe u shldnt be so arrogant thats like saying all chinese ppl r bad drivers its a fuckin steriotype have fun conforming bitch let me know how that goes and pollute kansas city haha yall got hoes tht drink too im sure but I guessu would kno better then me with all ur fleas and crabs talk sounds like a personal problem to me what a retarded accusationhow wld u have any clue of her medical history oh ya u wldnt I didnt kno being drunk at a baseball game gave u crabs thanks forur logical reasoning to make me see that haha ignorant fucking people its sad really. Im happy to be her cousin ANYDAY ANYWHERE! shes an awsome person sorry that shes not absolutely perfect like you. At least she has a good memory to lookback on!!! Oh and btw were you even there??? Doubt it add me on fb talk all the shit u want to me u just sound like a stupid fuck miss/mr "anonymous" sara adams indianola find me and talk ur bullshit its sad because my occupation could save ur ignorant ass someday wow this world is fucked up!!!! (The greatest revenge you can get on your enimies is to be happy regardless on what you say or have done to you) so have a great evening you classy person;)
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